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Cooper Coyote @tiredyote.bsky.social · 15h

Look, I don’t necessarily expect to be in a “closed” relationship, but if we’re together, I need to be in the will to inherit your great great uncle‘s spooky mansion on Haunted Isle.

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Cooper Coyote @tiredyote.bsky.social · 1d

I LOVE BEING DRUNK AND GAY

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Cooper Coyote @tiredyote.bsky.social · 1d

I hope my boy Luigi gets off via a technicality and then does it again.

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Cooper Coyote @tiredyote.bsky.social · 5d

Nothing about it is spontaneous or interesting, it just gives off such “we’re a lil quirky here” vibes cultivated by real estate companies trying to get an area rebranded as an “arts district.”

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Cooper Coyote @tiredyote.bsky.social · 5d

P sure I heard Henry was in the flight logs.

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Cooper Coyote @tiredyote.bsky.social · 5d

💯

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Cooper Coyote @tiredyote.bsky.social · 6d

This is a Henry slander account now.

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Cooper Coyote @tiredyote.bsky.social · 6d

The Cal Anderson rat mosaic is 10000x more unique and culturally significant to Seattle than this Mumford & Sons 2010 hipster ass, city council approved, “street art” boring shit.

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Cooper Coyote @tiredyote.bsky.social · 14d

Rewrite of H.P. Lovecrafts Shadow Over Innsmouth but the Innsmouth look is just Mar-a-Lago face:

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Cooper Coyote @tiredyote.bsky.social · 16d

“All dressed” chips taste like complete ass in yet another (completely expected) Canadian culinary L.

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Cooper Coyote @tiredyote.bsky.social · 16d

I had the mule alt for a while, inspo from working at Grand Canyon and thinking about how a mule ranger would fit in.

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Cooper Coyote @tiredyote.bsky.social · 16d

Am I actually getting better at digital art? Hard to say. Anyways, here’s me as a mule.

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Cooper Coyote @tiredyote.bsky.social · 16d

I had the mule alt for a while, inspo from working at Grand Canyon and thinking about how a mule ranger would fit in.

Cooper Coyote @tiredyote.bsky.social · 26d

My Letterboxd review: Van Helsing (2004). Supernatural James Bond where Kate Beckinsale spends almost three hours in a corset that is way too tight. Everyone knows this one because the werewolves are hot as fuck. Very surprised this movie isn’t more of a cult classic, it’s camp as all hell. 6/10

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Cooper Coyote @tiredyote.bsky.social · Sep 10

…why’d they give him a bigger one?

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Nara @adeerinnara.bsky.social · Sep 7

Posting cock in the group chat, eating 600 slices of pizza, drowning in the hotel hot tub

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Cooper Coyote @tiredyote.bsky.social · Sep 8

In case any of you are wondering where my politics lie, my time in the south convinced me of the moral imperative and immortal science of Marxism-Partonism.

Beloved cultural and country music icon Dolly Parton holding a gun.

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Cooper Coyote @tiredyote.bsky.social · Sep 8

> kill all your constituents.

OR

> maintain the illusion that the government can’t accomplish anything ever.

Republican dilemma.

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Cooper Coyote @tiredyote.bsky.social · Sep 8

He’s waiting on the cat feeder to be refilled.

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Cooper Coyote @tiredyote.bsky.social · Sep 6

So left Furv early, tested positive for Covid because of course I did. I am immeasurably disappointed as this was really the only thing I was looking forward to for the rest of the year and the thought of going back to my job makes me want to fucking **** myself.