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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 2d

If a me screams in the office but no one is around to hear it.

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 4d

Please don't lift me it's a violation of my right to not be lifted 🥺

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 7d

I'm out of ideas to post. I'm small, whatever. Buy my cryptocurrency.

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 8d

Bug as a snug in a lug (nut)

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 14d

Timothy Burton invented Nightmares before Christmas in order to allow well meaning white women to dress in comfy X-Mas sweaters before they were socially acceptable.

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 14d

Just saw a picture of a butt online, I think I'm gonna be sick. I didn't know the Internet could be used for such depraved things, are there police for Internet? Can I call them? This needs to be stopped.

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 15d

Finally entering your heathcliff phase, always a sound investment.

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 16d

Is that bad, good, politically neutral? I need to know what feelings I should feel in response to this information!

Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 17d

I am a small man who does business. Stocks are down and so am I (because I am small)

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 18d

It's so sad: Kids these days can't afford to egg their grumpy old neighbors house this Halloween as a mischievous prank. I blame the Yolk

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 19d

As far as I am concerned, all breasts are "tubular"

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 21d

Bossman said that because of the recent economic hardships we'd have to downsize the company. Thankfully it appears I'm already downsized enough!

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 22d

I got lost in the minotaurs excel spreadsheet. He's our least productive worker but he's the king's son so he gets to work wherever he likes 🙄

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 22d

I got a busy schedule here, cutt me some slack! If you wanna get some praise you're gonna have to send me an email at least 48 hours in advance so I can pen you in.

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 23d

Unfortunately for me all hits are big 😞

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Tiny Businessman @tnybsmn.bsky.social · 23d

We tried to open one but the workers quit due to the unpaid overtime. Apparently for Bossman a "short day" just meant that they were paid for less hours...

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