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Lovino Vargas
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Read my pinned shit, you bastard #hetaliarp
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Lovino • Romano • South ltaly

🍅 Not new to RP
🏛️ Matches seriousness
🍷18+ Only, MDNI
🛵 Multiverse/double friendly

#hetaliarp #hetalia
a pizza is floating on top of the ocean waves
ALT: a pizza is floating on top of the ocean waves
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I love you too but I'm trying to be a tough guy here so I can be convincing
You're goddamn right about that

[He's so touched he cares about him so much despite how he's trying to play it cool]
I will find a scorpion and put it in your underwear drawer
We're not making a goddamn swear jar
I'M A GROWN MAN
Put some money in the swear jar.
[Pouting]

Stupid idiot brother getting to be a cat while I have to do all the work
[He wants to meet Maggie so badly now]

I can see why she's prized. I wonder if she was bred with one of Antonio's bulls what the calf would be like
[The nuzzling lifts his mood a little, causing him to quietly giggle]

Si. Though seriously, this butter is good. How'd you make it?
NO. Amore, don't you dare!

It's not terrible, it's just...not what I'm used to. Yeast from different areas give unique flavors so it might be that. We can test it. Next time you want to bake I'll come over with a little bit of the yeast from my house
[As a gourmand, "not awful" is just not up to his palette. It's taking everything in him to be supportive. If this was anyone else he would've been shouting at them at this point]

The, ah, butter is good

[He's trying to finish the slice he was given as fast as he can]
[He's nervous. He knows what culinary atrocities Arthur creates but only a few of the things Alasdair's famous for. Surely he couldn't do something horrible to bread? It's bread. He needs to buck up and be a good partner!]

T-thanks

[He shakily takes a bite]
I'm proud of him for making bread.
[He makes a weird exhaling squeaking sound vaguely like a pig out of fear]
You're just fucking around right? Right?
N-no way! I eat way too much garlic!
"Temporarily" as if you aren't always
You just said bite! I didn't know blood was involved!
Sounds like you're deflecting
How would you know that if you weren't one?
What's that got to do with it?!