Tony Bulmer
@toneblue.bsky.social
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International man of mystery writing. tonybulmer.com
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toneblue.bsky.social
I don’t buy booze or meat and my grocery bill has increased by more than 30% over recent months.
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Dirty Donny’s impotent ass toots are doing nothing to make America great again.
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Missing chapter of Kerouac’s On the Road discovered during the disposal of items owned by Paul Castellano, who ran the Gambino crime family in New York from 1976 until he was murdered in a hail of gunfire on 16 December 1985.
toneblue.bsky.social
I wont be clicking on to CBS again until her fetid presence has wafted away.
toneblue.bsky.social
This is so awesome. Those inflatable characters really cast a searing light of truth against all those government lies.
toneblue.bsky.social
Let’s hope the 2 or 3 remaining readers of the LA Times have that kind of money.
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tomgauld.bsky.social
One of the cartoons in my new book 'Physics for Cats' which is out now in the UK, USA, Canada, France and Germany. Order from your local bookshops or online: www.tomgauld.com/
Two beetles on a stick.
One beetle says to the other "Do you ever get the feeling we are being observed by another lifeform"
Zoom out to reveal that they are in a glass case with two scientists studying them.
One scientist says to the other "Do you ever get the feeling we are being observed by another lifeform"
Zoom out into space. Abouard a spaceship, two aliens watch the scientists on a screen.
One alien says to the other "Do you ever get the feeling we are being observed by another lifeform"
The aliens turn to look out at the reader.

Text below the cartoon reads: 
From 'Physics for Cats' by Tom Gauld. Preorder it at www.tomgauld.
toneblue.bsky.social
My eyes are bleeding just thinking about it.
toneblue.bsky.social
Hallelujah for the Lord God omnipotent reigneth!
toneblue.bsky.social
Jack Dorsey who created Twitter founded Bluesky, surely this counts as experience? [Even though Jack is no longer affiliated]
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He’s such a spineless nonentity
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Didn’t anyone tell these dumbos that an Army marches on its stomach?
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In pâtisserie news, I hear there is a Macaron crisis building, or is that a Macron crisis? Perhaps we will never know.
toneblue.bsky.social
I did this test. Amusingly none of my American relatives [although not Trumpers] knew 90% of the answers, and to this day my brother in law doesn‘t know how many congressmen and senators we have.
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Good Work AOC❤️