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Tony Jeswald

Tony Jeswald

@tonyjeswald.bsky.social

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Writer, musician, performer, baker, cat parent . Bass with Romie Romak & the Turquoise Lemonade @romieromak.bsky.social Also bass with King Sissy @kingsissyband.bsky.social . Drag: @topsytail.bsky.social . (he/him) . flyerescape.dad for local PDX shows!

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Tony Jeswald @tonyjeswald.bsky.social · 6d

For that, you need Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

Tony Jeswald @tonyjeswald.bsky.social · 6d

The Afghan Whigs - Gentlemen
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Afghan Whigs - Gentlemen (Remastered)

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Tony Jeswald @tonyjeswald.bsky.social · 6d

Happy Halloween!!! Here are some vegan mint creme-filled chocolate biscuits with dark chocolate drizzle

Tony Jeswald @tonyjeswald.bsky.social · 8d

I would put money on the House never coming back.

Tony Jeswald @tonyjeswald.bsky.social · 8d

Mina Harker could be a pirate princess. Dr. Van Helsing could be a spiritualist gunslinger. Dracula could have a hit squad of samurai vampires.

Tony Jeswald @tonyjeswald.bsky.social · 11d

Yep, the rain and wind tore a hole in my roof!

Tony Jeswald @tonyjeswald.bsky.social · 12d

Try "I Am a Ghost" - low budget, not jumpscare but very creepy, made me sleep with the lights on at 45yo

Tony Jeswald @tonyjeswald.bsky.social · 12d

I'm sure she'll hold up a paddle in protest when it happens

Tony Jeswald @tonyjeswald.bsky.social · 13d

You're on the same meds as Tux!

Tony Jeswald @tonyjeswald.bsky.social · 14d

They throw poo!

Tony Jeswald @tonyjeswald.bsky.social · 14d

No "Caution: Seamen!" ?

Tony Jeswald @tonyjeswald.bsky.social · 14d

I'm 2/3 of the way there now!

Tony Jeswald @tonyjeswald.bsky.social · 14d

I guess The Velveteen Rabbit wasn't a book

Tony Jeswald @tonyjeswald.bsky.social · 16d

Learning that the hard way rn, but it'll be worth it

Tony Jeswald @tonyjeswald.bsky.social · 21d

Let them fight

Tony Jeswald @tonyjeswald.bsky.social · 21d

Good for that ageless glow

Tony Jeswald @tonyjeswald.bsky.social · 23d

How bout your rizz?

Tony Jeswald @tonyjeswald.bsky.social · 28d

Like Pokemon!

Tony Jeswald @tonyjeswald.bsky.social · Oct 6

Maybe he'll move to Russia

Tony Jeswald @tonyjeswald.bsky.social · Oct 3

Direfloofs

Tony Jeswald @tonyjeswald.bsky.social · Oct 3

Just wait until they end no-fault divorce

Tony Jeswald @tonyjeswald.bsky.social · Oct 2

If the Democrats fall for this, I'm done voting for them

Tony Jeswald @tonyjeswald.bsky.social · Oct 1

I grew a punk tomato

Tony Jeswald @tonyjeswald.bsky.social · Sep 30

This is starting to sound like a zoom call with the parents

Tony Jeswald @tonyjeswald.bsky.social · Sep 29

You missed "bought" and "in cahoots"