Torpo
@torpidtypist.bsky.social
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Shitposter and slime extraordinaire. Pitiful creature born from a sea of salt. Also streams from time to time I guess. Streams: twitch.tv/torpidtypist
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People wanting "good" combat in a Silent Hill game are completely missing the point which is that you aren't supposed to feel powerful. Like it's clunky/rough the way it is to create a sort of feeling of disempowerment, fighting being a tool of last resort. It leans more on horror of survival-horror
a person with a pyramid head crossing a street
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torpidtypist.bsky.social
You'd think the lesson people would take away from recent events is "give Nazis an inch and they'll take a mile" but apparently fielding obvious Nazi troll shit is fine by this guy.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Good riddance.
torpidtypist.bsky.social
Me anytime I'm even slightly inconvenienced in a game (courtesy of May I Ask for One Final Thing?):
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
torpidtypist.bsky.social
For one reason or another it's been a hot minute since the last time I did a Tuesday stream, but let's get back to beating OFF.

www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
a pixel art of a white dog eating a piece of food .
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wadjeteyegames.bsky.social
Even my food is telling me to touch grass.
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fen.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy
finally some normal fucking people on reddit
A reddit post in r/mildlyinteresting titled: "I add a layer of paint to this quarter whenever I’m in a meeting". The associated picture shows a rounded conical glob of blueish white paint on top of a yellow kraft paper square, with a paint-riter+ pen behind it, on a desk. A comment by the author of the post named "nominyomom":

Some information:
  - The coin has been in progress since February 2025.
  - Daily standup is the biggest contributor.
  - Engineering at Big Tech is 90% figuring out what everyone is doing.
  - I’ve emptied 2.75 Markal Paint-Ritter+ pens.
  - I also add colors with Expo and Sharpies but those don’t add much thickness.
  - The paint blob never fully dries, it takes fingerprints very well and sags due to gravity and surface tension
  - If it ever gets misshapen, I add a bunch of the paint, it softens up and surface tension pulls it back into symmetry.
  - The quarter is a State Quarter, but I have forgotten which state.
  - if the meeting is especially useless, I lift it to my nose and take nice big whiffs.
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boreian.bsky.social
if wrestling is fake explain this 🤼
torpidtypist.bsky.social
It's time to get back to fixing anything and everything because we're apparently the only one who can in INFRA!

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The Tower Knight is a whatever fight, but not a single Soulsborne game has every had the sheer balls to do anything nearly as dogshit as its theme ever again. HA HA HA HA HA.
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Demon's Souls Soundtrack - "Tower Knight/Penetrator"
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Yeah I think I'm done with Silksong. The ramped up difficulty, the constantly needing to (for me) refight the bosses, the subweapons needing currency, and the dogshit runbacks have really soured me on the experience. I think I'm gonna shelf it because I'm feeling the burnout and just not having fun.
a stuffed animal is sitting on top of a pair of shoes .
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