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totallydenmark.bsky.social
Mathias Køhler
@totallydenmark.bsky.social
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Denmark is here! Everyone’s favorite Nordic himbo 🇩🇰 MULTISHIPPING HOE ship 1: @prettyinpnk
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Mathias Køhler @totallydenmark.bsky.social · Mar 30
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//RP acct for Denmark from Hetalia

//21+ (nsfw rp avail)

//MDNI (goes without saying)

//can match length
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Mathias Køhler @totallydenmark.bsky.social · 1h
He’s too much of a control freak to be dating, if you ask me
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Mathias Køhler @totallydenmark.bsky.social · 2h
I keep forgetting he’s in a relationship with Kiku. All I ever hear about is Feli.
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Mathias Køhler @totallydenmark.bsky.social · 3h
Oh shit! I feel like both, but definitely the second
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Mathias Køhler @totallydenmark.bsky.social · 4h
He’s still pissed about the war
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Mathias Køhler @totallydenmark.bsky.social · 6h
Lukas come back to bed
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Mathias Køhler @totallydenmark.bsky.social · 12h
He does that too
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Mathias Køhler @totallydenmark.bsky.social · 19h
Being the one who’d drink himself into a stupor than host our meetings? Honestly don’t think he’d pay attention.
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Mathias Køhler @totallydenmark.bsky.social · 23h
i need norge cuddles but no he wants to be so difficult
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Mathias Køhler @totallydenmark.bsky.social · 1d
…a blowjob?
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Mathias Køhler @totallydenmark.bsky.social · 1d
need I remind you how I woke you up this morning?
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Mathias Køhler @totallydenmark.bsky.social · 1d
*he takes another hit before handing it back to Abel*

Mm, suppose Maddie’s way might be cheaper
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Mathias Køhler @totallydenmark.bsky.social · 1d
…so much for me trying to flirt with you, LOVE OF MY LIFE!

*don’t mind him, he’s dramatic*
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Mathias Køhler @totallydenmark.bsky.social · 1d
If I have to look at one more shade of pink chenille or chiffon…I’m going to go insane
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Mathias Køhler @totallydenmark.bsky.social · 1d
Odin’s sake it’s been forever

*takes the joint from Abel & takes a long drag*
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Mathias Køhler @totallydenmark.bsky.social · 1d
A whole list of things, if you got time
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Mathias Køhler @totallydenmark.bsky.social · 1d
She’s adorable
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Mathias Køhler @totallydenmark.bsky.social · 1d
Oh, little maple leaf?! She’s quite cute too
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Mathias Køhler @totallydenmark.bsky.social · 1d
bro i got you. besides i still owe you for doing the flowers
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Mathias Køhler @totallydenmark.bsky.social · 1d
i’m game
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Mathias Køhler @totallydenmark.bsky.social · 1d
shit i feel that. all the wedding planning got me stressed.
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Mathias Køhler @totallydenmark.bsky.social · 1d
yall got the good stuff too. last i checked its fully legal?
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Mathias Køhler @totallydenmark.bsky.social · 1d
will a strong drink help?
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Mathias Køhler @totallydenmark.bsky.social · 2d
and now I’m being forced to listen to 24/7 Christmas music…time to blast heavy metal 🩷🩷
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Mathias Køhler @totallydenmark.bsky.social · 2d
Lukas left me in charge of breakfast…these kids are way too energetic this morning
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Mathias Køhler @totallydenmark.bsky.social · 2d
i told all of you to limit yourselves to 3 pieces