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procyon pervertus

@toweringklau.bsky.social

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klau |🦝| 20 y/o |🦝| they/them nb | giant canuck, size content poster |🦝| 18+ exclusively | icon by my beastie goo <3 if you’re reading this i’m casting spells on you

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procyon pervertus @toweringklau.bsky.social · Jun 16

by popular demand (me): the KLAU SONAS!!!

on the left we got my more sub-leaning, tinier mouse form. a meek lil fella, easily dangled. put in shoes for easy containment.

on the right, the original, the stupidly gargantuan raccoon form! for my dominant, giant moods! closer to my irl shape and heft.

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procyon pervertus @toweringklau.bsky.social · 7m

fft heads if you have tips for this fight i very much welcome it cuz OW!!!

procyon pervertus @toweringklau.bsky.social · 21m

WHO THE FFUCK GAVE THIS A PHASE 2

procyon pervertus @toweringklau.bsky.social · 24m

whoever invented the wiegraf duel

i am going to break into your house and make you feel unsafe

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procyon pervertus @toweringklau.bsky.social · 23m

whoever invented the wiegraf duel

i am going to break into your house and make you feel unsafe

procyon pervertus @toweringklau.bsky.social · 2h

can we kis....

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procyon pervertus @toweringklau.bsky.social · 2h

dm me thennn -3-

procyon pervertus @toweringklau.bsky.social · 2h

i love final fantasy tactics, i have discovered. my fav unit is my black mage, kinborow, who just got flare and is now slinging halve mp flares every 3 turns cuz of her giving herself haste off of a 90 faith stat. nothing has lived a flare yet.

procyon pervertus @toweringklau.bsky.social · 2h

youll have to get em outta me

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procyon pervertus @toweringklau.bsky.social · 2h

:3c

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The Lillibrarian @thelillibrarian.bsky.social · 1d

A simple application of a growth potion transforming a common generic villager NPC into an utterly catastrophic and practically undefeatable superboss.