Trish 🍉☮️🕊️♏️
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As a child, I never imagined that all the real monsters in the world would be human ~
Mobeen Hakeem
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Happy birthday Mary!! Hope you have fun today 🥳🎂🎉
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👏👏👏👏👏👏
It’s a beaut! 😆😆
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Also, any disabled access is a great help to older people.
If you think you’ll never be disabled, think again if you are lucky to live a long life.
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I’m struggling with Melbourne’s weather after a couple of weeks in Melbourne
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Welcome to my life! It usually involves potatoes and/or wine. 🍷 But, hey… you do you. What did you decide?
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It's not to early to start stocking up on essentials for the annual It's In The Bag Xmas campaign from Share The Dignity, for women and girls experiencing domestic violence. I pop things in my weekly shop as they go on special at the supermarket.
More: sharethedignity.org.au/itsinthebag
A picture of a shopping trolley with bottles of shampoo and conditioner on top of towels. A screenshot from the website with the text:

Make Christmas special for someone living in crisis this year by donating an Adult, Teen or Mum & Bub bag. Fill a new bag or a pre-loved one (in excellent condition) with life's essentials and a few luxury items to help someone in need.

If you are creating a Teen or Mum & Bub bag, please tag your bag using a ribbon or a downloadable tag from our website. This tag will show the type of bag you have created.

Teen bags should have a yellow tag ribbon, and Mum & Bub bags a purple tag/ribbon.

Bag Essentials

shampoo & conditioner
roll on deodorant
toothbrush & toothpaste
sealed packet of pads &/or tampons
body wash or soap

All items included in the bag must be new and in sealed packaging for health and safety reasons.
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Oh, I’ve done that! 😆😆😆
It hurts after you stop laughing and swearing.
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Zactly! The hot water works sometimes as does the door jam but mostly I have to wait for one of the boys to come home, which is very inconvenient, hence the The Great Beak 😆
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Morning 👣🐾🐾🐾🐾 🤗
Better than Christmas?
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A personal chef who is also interested in your wellbeing!
I’m not jealous, because I love you both. (I’m a bit jealous 🤫) ♥️
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Aww 🥰
My mum won’t let a phone call go to voicemail so I don’t know how many scammers she has chatted to, but she asks about how the weather is where they are, have they got a view from their office, do they have any kiddies? It goes along like that for ages and then they generally say goodbye 🤷‍♀️
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Then I have too, and neither am I 😆😆😆
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Unfortunately, this is true Wayne. Enjoy your games and piss off the arseholes every chance you get. 🫡
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Magic, and looks delicious. From V’s post, she concurs that it was ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
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I so need a huge beak ( to open tins )and my nose is so small. My hands are also small and letting me down in the opening department. 😆