Trump threatens to deport Harrison Ford if he doesn't apologize to Charlie Kirk's family for punching Nazis

Trump to honor Charlie Kirk by replacing Jimmy Kimmel with whoever gives him the most money

Trump announces amazing deal to get into heaven!

Trump signs executive order declaring himself not dead! #trumpisdead

Trump signs tariff exemption for any drug manufacturer that can make his penis not so small #breaking #news

Trump signs order deploying US Military to every Cracker Barrel in America until the old logo is brought back #maga #crackerbarrel

"Crocodiles get hungry too!" said Trump just moments after the signing. "And they deserve to eat these criminals just as much as alligators do. Maybe even more! Their mouths are so huge, believe me."

In rare moment of diversity, Trump signs executive order allowing crocodiles into Alligator Alcatraz

Trump signs executive order that makes his parents love him #maga #trump #usa