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I‘m just an average man with an average life. Ran out of hopes and dreams a long time ago but have plenty of cold hard sarcasm left.
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tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 7m
Well, you can stick a dirty bomb on pretty much anything that flies into Russia currently, so a couple Hawkies won’t change a damn thing.
Don’t fall for the usual Russian narrative and nuclear blackmail.
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tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 1d
No doubt his circle of crooks was informed beforehand and sold in time. Now they are buying back, making a killing when Donnie announces on Monday: it’s TACO time, no tariffs after all.
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tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 1d
I am 100% sure the Trump troupe sold before he made the announcement.
And now they be buyin‘.
Nooooo, there‘s no corruption in the White House. Nobody is there to enrich themselves and their friends, not at all, what am I thinking…
tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 1d
MAGA interpretation:
Immigrants aren’t only stealing our jobs, they are also stealing our Nobel Prices! Lock them up. Kick them out. We need a bigger wall. /s
tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 1d
Weil es ihm sch…egal ist.
Das Wahlvieh hat seine Schuldigkeit getan. Er ist endlich Kanzler, nun ist es völlig irrelevant was das Volk von ihm denkt.
tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 1d
Electric scooters with slingshot attachment?
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tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 2d
Now combine that with an unhinged president who barges across the planet and demands „you WILL buy our fossils or else“..,
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tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 2d
OK, aber wo kriegen wir so schnell eine neue Regierung her? /s
tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 2d
Der übliche arrogante selbstherrliche völlig abgehoben jenseits der Realität von einem Fettnapf in den nächsten stolpernde Kaiser Merz. Hat immer Recht, von nichts eine Ahnung, nie Schuld und findet jederzeit zielsicher die falschen Worte. War jemals jemand weniger geeignet fürs Kanzleramt?
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tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 2d
Inzwischen ist es global gesehen doch sch….egal ob und wann in Europa keine ICEs mehr zugelassen werden dürfen. China hat‘s entschieden: die Zukunft ist elektrisch. Autohersteller die überleben wollen ziehen mit.
Aber für Fritze super Propaganda, er allein hat es allen gezeigt und ICEs gerettet.
tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 2d
Wer bis 80 arbeiten muss und während der Schicht tot umfällt braucht eh keine Pflege. So gesehen sind diese Pläne natürlich erstaunlich durchdacht und sinnvoll. /s
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tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 3d
In Merz‘ Weltbild können die Betroffenen dann ja in ihren Privatfliegern wohnen. Alles easy für Friedel.
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tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 3d
It it always a beautiful sight when the birds are migrating south in fall.
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tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 3d
Das hält vor keinem Gericht stand. Aber dann hat die Bild ja gleich wieder die perfekte Schlagzeile „Korrupte Deutsche Gerichte verschenken Steuergelder an Schmarotzer“. Als Folge wird die Unabhängigkeit in Frage gestellt, die Gerichte sollen gefälligst nach Kaiser Merz Gusto urteilen (Vorbild USA)
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tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 3d
Nobody is actually supposed to buy the „no frills Y“. It’s just so they can say they have lowered the entry price. Nothing but cosmetics.
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tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 4d
Reason for that: normally cars get regular maintenance as per the manufacturer’s recommendation. Issues are fixed and the car passes the mandatory mot inspection without flaws. Tesla doesn’t recommend such maintenance, therefore any issues are only found during the mandatory mot inspections.
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tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 4d
Jesus Christ, what a charade.
We know his reaction: he will threaten to nuke half of Europe and then order more attacks on civilians. Same old, same old.
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tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 4d
Still falling for Donnies crap?
No, he hasn’t made a decision. No, he won’t send them.
But he does need his daily dose of media coverage to thrive. Ignore his ramblings. Don’t give him a platform to spread his lies.
tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 4d
If that happens maybe the military should consider using the traitor Act instead and lock Donnies sorry orange ass up until he can recite the constitution.
tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 4d
Sure. Let’s sugarcoat it, pretend that war doesn’t exist and people aren’t killed every day.
For the olympics it has to be unicorns, rainbows and cotton candy. Close your eyes and all evil goes away. Some nerves people have…
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tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 5d
Orban is right (for once). Because one doesn’t negotiate with aggressors. One beats them with force. EU is doing ok with the former but needs to improve on the latter.
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tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 5d
No need to be worried as Ukraine doesn’t have any launchers.
Unless OpSec actually worked for once and they were provided secretly. Considering how every single weapons delivery is discussed endlessly in public (so Russia can prepare for it) that‘s not very likely.
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tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 5d
And this limit is a circle with a radius of 1m I hope.
tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 5d
Perfect for the daily commute.
In Ukraine however: drone bait. Looking forward to footage of it burning.
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tumeka.bsky.social @tumeka.bsky.social · 5d
Translation: nope, no hawkies for Ukraine. Which is fair and well because a. after months of talks Russia had time to prepare and b. the launch system is still unclear. Subs and surface vessels seem out of the question. Will the US really part with some of the few ground launchers they have?