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[icon;maxoke] DON’T DO WHAT SONIC DOES. ⠀(parody account) ⠀⠀— ✍️ kyo; mun 18+

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‘ TURBO ‘ @turbokai.bsky.social · Feb 7

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‘ TURBO ‘ @turbokai.bsky.social · Feb 14

-– [ and with that, turbo jumps off the pole and begins to parkour away. he’s got better things to do. ]

‘ TURBO ‘ @turbokai.bsky.social · Feb 14

-– infrastructure, back still to poppy. he points up— and then thumbs down. ]

later, faker. oh, and do think about making your ‘wolf’ more convincing. they tend to have button noses, kay?
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‘ TURBO ‘ @turbokai.bsky.social · Feb 14

-– but’cha didn’t. i’m better than sonic— I don’t need to prove that to anybody. it just IS.

so why on earth would i waste time playing with you.

[ turbo is off again, parkouring onto the nearby eggman -–

‘ TURBO ‘ @turbokai.bsky.social · Feb 14

-– heat from his head’s exhaust, the air remaining scorched in his wake. ]

you love to make it all about you, don’t you, doll?

you already agreed I’m not your brother. see, if you had disagreed with me, then i WOULD be dragging you through the dirt.

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‘ TURBO ‘ @turbokai.bsky.social · Feb 14

[ more of that tsk-tsk-tsk. turbo is still, despite all the modifications, a metal sonic model. the main difference is that he can’t fly, like his worthless counterpart.

in a red blitz, turbo streaks towards poppy— and comes to a sudden stop to her right, just behind her. she can still feel the -–

‘ TURBO ‘ @turbokai.bsky.social · Feb 13

[ and turbo snaps back to his cheery demeanor. ]

are we clear on that, lady? or do I need to grind you into sawdust for you to get it through that thick head of yours?

‘ TURBO ‘ @turbokai.bsky.social · Feb 13

We are’t siblings. We are not related. you are NOTHING to me, so you understand? NOTHING. I’m not Metal-series, or some other unrelated copycat, or any other tangentially related robot to a flower-kisser like you. YOU ARE /NOTHING./ NOT EVEN THE DIRT BENEATH ME HEEL. BELOW EVEN RECOGNITION.

‘ TURBO ‘ @turbokai.bsky.social · Feb 13

because you AREN’T. did I not say that? Did I not say that at the beginning of the most infuriating conversation of my life? fine. FINE! let me put it in such a way that even an uninspired bucket of bolts with last-gen processor such as YOU would be able to understand ;

‘ TURBO ‘ @turbokai.bsky.social · Feb 12

Dude i could be gaming

‘ TURBO ‘ @turbokai.bsky.social · Feb 12

[ shrug. ]

Meh. Technically, ‘turbo’- the adjective- would be closer to ‘supersonic’, the adjective— and not just ‘sonic’. (
Dumb blue idiot can’t even get his name right.)

plus, my name’s a car pun! turbo? turbocharged engine? my race car motif? Classic.

‘ TURBO ‘ @turbokai.bsky.social · Feb 12

you know, a poppy is a flower. you know what else is a flower? no, go on, guess. it’s really funny.

‘ TURBO ‘ @turbokai.bsky.social · Feb 12

-- [ turbo slides backwards on his wheels, still 'tut tut tut'ing her. ]

and the only response you can muster to somebody pointing it out is violence. it's sad, really. you're no better than that two-bit metal sonic.

‘ TURBO ‘ @turbokai.bsky.social · Feb 12

[ tut tut. turbo wags his finger disappointedly.]

you aren't fooling anybody, love. sure, there's the species jump and all that-- yet, you've still got amy rose written ALL over you. the hairdo, the eyes, the heart motif... even trying to branch out, /you're still her./

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‘ TURBO ‘ @turbokai.bsky.social · Feb 10

— to me, yeah? You’re not even good enough to be something on your own merits.

There’s already an ‘Amy Rose’, but there is only ONE of ME.

‘ TURBO ‘ @turbokai.bsky.social · Feb 10

[ turbo makes a noise that sounds like somebody clicking their tongue— then he wheels backwards and spins around her. ]

alright, pink. let’s get one thing straight between us, huh? I’m not your sibling. I’m not one of you unoriginal KNOCK-OFFS, so don’t try to kid yourself by comparing yourself —

‘ TURBO ‘ @turbokai.bsky.social · Feb 9

Jesus Christ

‘ TURBO ‘ @turbokai.bsky.social · Feb 7

(( reposting the modern turbo thing I did a while back. he should be a roller skater.

‘ TURBO ‘ @turbokai.bsky.social · Feb 7

Don’t worry your fluffy mustache, pops. I’ll drive circles around that blue baboon, and I’ll even finish the job before dinner!

‘ TURBO ‘ @turbokai.bsky.social · Feb 7

I’m not an imitation. I’m your better. There’s a very distinct difference between them, so I’d be happy if you’d remember it!

‘ TURBO ‘ @turbokai.bsky.social · Feb 7

Well, duh! I've got more brains in here than you've had in your LIFETIME!

Also, digging my looks? Really? What kind of blow is that? Just say you're jealous and move on, Blue.

‘ TURBO ‘ @turbokai.bsky.social · Feb 7

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‘ TURBO ‘ @turbokai.bsky.social · Feb 7

[ looks directly at you ] [ launches the car on his head at you like a rocket ]

‘ TURBO ‘ @turbokai.bsky.social · Feb 7

'Huski'? HUSK?!

Old man, I'm beyond ANYTHING that blue meanie could ever HOPE to be! The only thing we share in common are memories. Blegh!

‘ TURBO ‘ @turbokai.bsky.social · Feb 7

i’m Adorable.

‘ TURBO ‘ @turbokai.bsky.social · Feb 7

bitch