Elliott
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He didn't even make up that lyric, he stole it from Busy Bee Starski! (Who was probably riffing on the beginning of Blue Moon by the Marcels, if I had to guess)
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Making Cash Money - Busy Bee
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embarrassed when his pants fall down at a big fancy function and then when he bends over to pull them up his underpants rip and he farts at the same time.
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Or Tim Connolly Syndrome as it's colloquially known
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Eichel hated being here and poisoned the waters in that locker room. Everyone sees him in Vegas and says "ah what could have been" but he was never going to be that in Buffalo. Making him captain over Ryan O'Reilly was bad vibes x1000.
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It also felt like the Bills had a legit shot to turn it all around if they just found the right QB (remember the 5 weeks Edwards played like he was a dude?). Even if the Sabres won a lottery and got a generational talent, they'd still be YEARS away from being good, if he didn't force himself out.
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You literally could not kill a sports franchise harder if you were trying. You would mess up at some point and accidentally do something good. This is a special kind of incompetence.
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They're the same team as last year.
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The main skill seems to be getting the officials to ignore false starts and being lined up offsides.
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There's like 15 of these games every year. But usually the goalie isn't even as good as Shesterkin, it's usually some team's 3rd string dude playing his first game in 6 years, so at least they're making an actual good player look good?
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Ask him if he thinks the Sabres ownership/management is an embarrassment to the league.
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It's ok, Rob Ray said it was a "good period" for the Sabres
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They could have made 300 Spider-Man cards. It's just that they initially made it as a super small set, and then got told last minute "hey this needs to be in standard and be draftable" and had to scramble to do that within their timeframe.
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That's an insult to bad oatmeal. They want to replace it with broken glass and wood chips and tell us it's oatmeal.
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Is the argument that McDermott's defensive scheme is just too hard for new guys to learn, so they have to always bring in their old pals? The way this team is run is exhausting.
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How have we let so many of these worms get into positions of authority?
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The NBC news article says it was posted at 7pm, while the KGW page says it was posted at 11am. Perhaps the KGW story was going off of a transcript, and the NBC story was written up after the fact, and for some reason excluded that quote?
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They all started off with the "I'm going to make a sacrifice for the greater good" but then when the statistics came out and they saw that the majority of people dying were minorities they decided it wasn't worth the sacrifice.
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Sean doesn't think that's "complimentary football".
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Terry definitely believed it.
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Yeah, having to know the owner of the team is a goblin fucking sucks.
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Pretty much. We've spent the last 250 years being told over and over that being rich is the result of being especially smart and talented via books, movies, biographies etc. and so when people see a rich person that's completely insane and stupid, they think "wow, that could be me!"
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100% Narcissistic Solipsism. He does not believe that any other people than him are real or matter at all. It's always been obvious, its just that a substantial number of people are willing to pretend it isn't true to for their own selfish ends.
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Well at least they have great depth at the position with all the draft picks they have spent over the years on DT.

I hate how stupid the management of this team seems at times.
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On this scale Stardust the Super Wizard is an 11, right?