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DZ @dezire.bsky.social · 1d

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Reposted by 2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE

━━ 🇭🇦🇵🇵🇾 🇧🇴🇹🇹🇱🇪🇸 @memoryvials.bsky.social · 1d

SO YOU CAN'T STAND TO SEE ME PUNISHING MYSELF?
DON'T BE SO NICE TO ME, YOU'LL MAKE ME WISH I WANTED HELP.

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Reposted by 2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE

━━ 🇭🇦🇵🇵🇾 🇧🇴🇹🇹🇱🇪🇸 @memoryvials.bsky.social · 2d

Birth is a curse, and existence is a prison. B)

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2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 3d

ii 2how appreciiatiion two hiim iin my own way.
that doe2nt iinvolve 2piilliing my 2oft 2tiicky iinnard2 at hiim and makiing thiing2 weiird and giiviing hiim the opportuniity two bee iin2ufferable about iit.

> A pause.

you really thiink iim cool?

David @ttcreamsicle.bsky.social · 3d

Boooo, show appreciation for your friends every once in awhile, the cool gamer guy thing only works for so long.

2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 3d

well, ii would probably never leave my re2piiteblock and do everythiing ii could two avoiid kk for the re2t of my 2tupiid exii2tence.

2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 3d

setting up a home base. Plus, you could probably portal that troll to his friends or home if you really tried."

> So if it ever became time to get rid of him, it would be easy.

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2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 3d

main priority here. Not only because you know your human absolutely needs sleep, but also that troll probably does too. It has been a rather long day full of many twists and turns.

"And your portaling has gotten better. You could go to all of those places and portal back to wherever we end up

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2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 3d

"That troll is much stronger than we give him credit for. The purrbeast told me, but also I have witnessed a bit of his power myself. I don't think we would have to worry too much about the more dangerous areas if you really wanted to explore further."

> But setting up a base to return to is the

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2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 3d

"You want to experience all the world has to offer, even if it puts you in danger."

> You have long since accepted that this is how your human is. Foolish to a point, and so very soft at heart. You're sure it will be the death of you someday, but you certainly hope that day is far off from now.

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2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 3d

//lol david

'but what if I did though?'

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2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 3d

well, ii would probably never leave my re2piiteblock and do everythiing ii could two avoiid kk for the re2t of my 2tupiid exii2tence.

David @ttcreamsicle.bsky.social · 3d

.......
What would you do if I did anyways? B)

2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 3d

he ii2 pretty great at that, yeah.
he can defiiniitely hold hii2 own agaiin2t pretty much anyone, at lea2t iin term2 of verbal altercatiion2.

but dont tell him that ii 2aiid that beecau2e he wiill bee iin2ufferable about iit.

2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 3d

you are worried about the possible improper and dangerous use of Mind Honey by anyone other than yourself. But at this point, you are just sort of annoyed that this guy ignored you and ran away. But also the first thing too, obviously.

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2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 3d

> You kind of have shit vision, actually, but you're pretty good at following to the best of your abilities. So you do exactly that, by dodging and weaving your way through the crowd, following the strange troll to wherever it is they might be going to. You tell yourself you are doing this because

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2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 3d

he ii2 pretty great at that, yeah.
he can defiiniitely hold hii2 own agaiin2t pretty much anyone, at lea2t iin term2 of verbal altercatiion2.

but dont tell him that ii 2aiid that beecau2e he wiill bee iin2ufferable about iit.

David @ttcreamsicle.bsky.social · 3d

Haha yeah. Honestly though, commend the dude for his creativity cause holy shit, he'd knock any regular guy on his ass when he wants to with just his insults alone.
Its impressive lol.

2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 3d

iit ii2 ea2iier two communiicate iif we actually put iin effort two bee mo2tly 'normal'.
but then there2 kk who throw2 around hii2 made up 2wear2 and word2 that probably make ab2olutely zero 2en2e two anyone not from alterniia.

not that ii dont al2o u2e troll term2 2ometiime2 two.

2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 3d

look2 liike you miight need a towel there, ct.

> You think that guy sweats a lot. It is kind of unnerving honestly. And weird.

iill ju2t leave now then.
head back two my hiive probably.
unle22 you wanted two hang out, ff?
ii could tell you all about the crazy place ii wa2 trapped iin.

2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 3d

iit ii2 ea2iier two communiicate iif we actually put iin effort two bee mo2tly 'normal'.
but then there2 kk who throw2 around hii2 made up 2wear2 and word2 that probably make ab2olutely zero 2en2e two anyone not from alterniia.

not that ii dont al2o u2e troll term2 2ometiime2 two.

David @ttcreamsicle.bsky.social · 3d

Probably, yeah.
Alien vocabulary and all. I'm around trolls sometimes but I think everyone has mostly forgone the alien terminology.
At least, around other humans from what I've seen.

2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 3d

that2 good.
iim 2ure there are thiing2 that ii 2ay or wiill 2ay iin the future or have 2aiid iin the pa2t that miight not make 2en2e two you eiither.

ii thiink that ii2 ju2t how friiend2hiip work2 2ometiime2?

2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 3d

//tonight is a weird night lol

2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 3d

that2 good.
iim 2ure there are thiing2 that ii 2ay or wiill 2ay iin the future or have 2aiid iin the pa2t that miight not make 2en2e two you eiither.

ii thiink that ii2 ju2t how friiend2hiip work2 2ometiime2?

David @ttcreamsicle.bsky.social · 3d

Oh totally dude.
I don't expect anyone to understand half the shit I say so this is pretty normal.

2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 3d

there2 a lot of tiime2 that ii dont under2tand what you mean.
but we 2omehow make thii2 friiend2hiip work ii thiink.

2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 3d

there2 a lot of tiime2 that ii dont under2tand what you mean.
but we 2omehow make thii2 friiend2hiip work ii thiink.

David @ttcreamsicle.bsky.social · 3d

I don't think you entirely understand what I mean but that's ok.

2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 3d

cool gamer per2ona?

iim not a per2ona, iim a troll.
and iim a cool gamer wiithout beeiing on any trend2 beecau2e mo2t troll2 dont giive any 2hiit2 about that kiind of fucka22ery.

there2 liike only one or two of u2 that even keep up wiith anythiing that other people miight con2iider 'fa2hiion'.

2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 3d

but iim not healthy, and ii know thii2 and iit doe2nt matter what anyone el2e 2ee2 when they look at me.

2o thank2 but no thank2, iill 2tiick wiith the 2iickly look ii got goiing on beecau2e iit2 ea2iier two manage.

❣️💥undyingMistakes🗡️✨ @mistakecollective.bsky.social · 3d

JUST SAYING IF YOU WANNA BE A REAL MAN YOU SHOULD WEAR ONE
MIGHT EVEN GIVE YOU THE ILLUSION THAT YOURE ACTUALLY HEALTHY 💥

2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 3d

ii mean yeah, ii 2ure dont know anythiing about that.
but uh, congrat2?
that there2 thiing2 liike that two help wiith your 2peciifiic 2et of need2?

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2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 3d

cool gamer per2ona?

iim not a per2ona, iim a troll.
and iim a cool gamer wiithout beeiing on any trend2 beecau2e mo2t troll2 dont giive any 2hiit2 about that kiind of fucka22ery.

there2 liike only one or two of u2 that even keep up wiith anythiing that other people miight con2iider 'fa2hiion'.

David @ttcreamsicle.bsky.social · 3d

Boo, you gotta get on the trends for your cool gamer persona or whatever it is you do.

2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 3d

ii dont know fa2hiion thiing2.
that2 not my area of expertii2e.

2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 3d

youre welcome.
and pretty often, e2peciially 2iince ii look for them now.

> Previously you used to just find them because your bees would die eventually, obviously. But now, you're almost always on the look-out.

━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 3d

hell yeha
thanks

[ You carefully take the bug and put it in your pockets. ]

yknow
every time we talk you just so happen to have a new bug
how often do you find dead bugs

2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 3d

ii dont u2ually forget thiing2, e2peciially iimportant thiing2.

> You show Dave this strange rhino beetle that you found and saved for him specifically. It is from your adventure in another world.

2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 3d

ii dont u2ually forget thiing2, e2peciially iimportant thiing2.

> You show Dave this strange rhino beetle that you found and saved for him specifically. It is from your adventure in another world.

2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 3d

well ii actually a2ked fiir2t.
ii mean ii diidnt a2k but iit wa2 iimpliied when ii 2aiid ii wa2 checkiing on you and how thiing2 were.
from the future.
two the pa2t.

2o you have two an2wer what ii a2ked but not a2ked fiir2t.

𝐶𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑥 @sakurasoftie.bsky.social · 3d

Time travel will never not mess with me. ^^;
How are things?

2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 3d

ye2 iit ii2 me.
future me, really.
ju2t checkiing on you, iin the pa2t.

2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 3d

ye2 iit ii2 me.
future me, really.
ju2t checkiing on you, iin the pa2t.

𝐶𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑥 @sakurasoftie.bsky.social · 3d

Sollux?

2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 3d

22, can you hear me?

2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 3d

ii do under2tand about liife just happeniing.
iit uh fiind2 a way.
ehehehe.

anyway, ii found 2ome weiird horned beetle whiile ii wa2 forciibly traveled el2ewhere.
ii 2aved iit two briing two you.

━ 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 @turnt3ch-g0dhead.bsky.social · 3d

yeah life just kinda happened yknow
anyways ive been fine
just chilling
maxing beats
whats up with you

2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 3d

damn.
that2 good.
iit2 been forever 2o ii couldnt bee 2ure.

how are you?