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jordan
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jordan @umkazzo.bsky.social · May 17
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jordan @umkazzo.bsky.social · 19h
i c u bloomfie
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jordan @umkazzo.bsky.social · 1d
the crossover i needed!!!
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RealHousewivesRanked! @rankedreal.bsky.social · 1d
Beyond obsessed with this Vanity Fair Desperate Housewives inspired throwback from the #RHOSLC girlies🔥
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jordan @umkazzo.bsky.social · 2d
I literally just got a jumbo Vega protein liiiike I’m not gonna just throw it away
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jordan @umkazzo.bsky.social · 3d
AHHH thank you 🤪
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jordan @umkazzo.bsky.social · 3d
👀 @entrecuerpos.bsky.social
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jordan @umkazzo.bsky.social · 3d
me for the last month 😭
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jordan @umkazzo.bsky.social · 5d
not this rn 😭
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jordan @umkazzo.bsky.social · 5d
NOOOOOOOOOaAHhhhH
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jordan @umkazzo.bsky.social · 5d
and thank u to my therapist for free chappel tickets
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jordan @umkazzo.bsky.social · 5d
OKAY yes lmao
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jordan @umkazzo.bsky.social · 6d
Adriana is the queen of RHOM !!!
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jordan @umkazzo.bsky.social · 6d
AAAAAAATE
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jordan @umkazzo.bsky.social · 7d
makes me SICK
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jordan @umkazzo.bsky.social · 7d
and I was paralyzed and struck with fear
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jordan @umkazzo.bsky.social · 7d
and I’m gonna be sick
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jordan @umkazzo.bsky.social · 7d
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jordan @umkazzo.bsky.social · 7d
i just sat in the sauna DISGUSTED as a guy burped, blew his nose into his hand and wiped it on his shorts, and drank water only to spit it out and rub it all over himself 🤢
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jordan @umkazzo.bsky.social · 7d
and to the same effect I hate straight men!!!
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jordan @umkazzo.bsky.social · 8d
I’m foaming at the mouth over the gap x sandy liang collab
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jordan @umkazzo.bsky.social · 8d
thank u omg u r!!
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jordan @umkazzo.bsky.social · 8d
hehe omg stoppp 🤪
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jordan @umkazzo.bsky.social · 8d
waaaaait the new haircut slays w my glasses
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