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Sweet Uncle Bort
@unclebort.bsky.social
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🤼 🇨🇦 🦸‍♂️ 🎮 📺 Wrestle Daddy, Comic Book Optimist, Master of soup, stews, & chowders. General Lieutenant Nerdery. Atlantic Canadian, Father of 2, ADHD, Curmudgeonly.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · Dec 8
Earlier this year I made a post on Reddit about TK seeing alot in Fletcher, that in a few months time he would be having a massive breakout. Top minds of r/squaredcircle told me I was an idiot, sure TK had him on TV losing bangers, but TK doesn't plan ahead and the wins mean nothing.

Apologies plz.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · Dec 6
Don't Look Back in Anger - Saturday Night Live
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · Dec 6
👀👀🤌🏻
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · Dec 5
My toddler wouldn't sleep and demanded cuddles so I missed the middle 90 minutes. Now I'm on a split shift and won't have time to rewatch til Saturday. Womp womp
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · Dec 5
10k to help for his arrest. Does that even cover most Americans yearly dividen?
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · Dec 5
LOVE THAT HANGER

(maybe for commercial breaks on Triller that are usually just logo they replay this commercial lengthed beat down. Love you Swerve)

COWBOY SHIT FOR LIFE. TELL ME MORE STORIES HANG DADDY
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · Dec 5
Swerve is his best antagonist.

Its like saying Joker is the main character of Batman. Close, but not true.

And when Kenny returns the whole power balance shifts.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · Dec 5
BLUESKY LET ME EDIT SO I CAN END MY PARENTHESIS
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · Dec 5
YouTube auto plays at work and I get this BS.

NO @wrestletalk.bsky.social

ITS HANGER. ALWAYS HAS BEEN. ALWAYS WILL BE.

(tbf they do say Swerve is just exuding that main character energy and AEW should build around Hanger, Swerve, and Ospreay as the main event characters. Which yeah.

BUT HANGER
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · Dec 5
Its your weekly reminder that everyone who covers wrestling for a living has become quite poor at their jobs.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · Dec 5
Y tho
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · Dec 5
Oh look its me trying to keep depression from coming up and taking over.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · Dec 5
Can we officially ban AEW from doing heel kicking balls behind unsuspecting ref spots for the next five years of their existence?

Gone to that well far too often.

Match still slapped though.

#AEW 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · Dec 5
Brody shoulda won and gone undefeated imo.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · Dec 5
Now that is what I call a main event.

That match got me going.

#AEW 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · Dec 5
Funny, that's how I got Claude to sleep.

(/s please understand joke)
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · Dec 5
Hi I'm back. Swerve Squashed Squad?
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · Dec 5
My 3yo started shrieking to that dirty finish.

This lil boy needs bed.

See y'all in a bit.

#AEW 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · Dec 5
Like, I dont want to raise my kids to be wrestlers, but they just get it.

#SheltonFamily #AEW 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · Dec 5
His baby sister is the real wrestling prototype. The way she loves Mox.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · Dec 5
Yeah my son has quickly developed a hate for Kyle. This boy gets it.

🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · Dec 5
My 3yo is relentlessly chopping me and frog.splashing me.

Sleep doesn't look close.

Ready for this Iron Man match.

#AEW 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · Dec 5
He told me no, don't boo. Kyle is cool.

So we cheering for fun.
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · Dec 5
My 3yo is standing and clapping his hands above his head and saying "wow" over and over to Shelton.

#AEW 🤼
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Sweet Uncle Bort @unclebort.bsky.social · Dec 5
My 3 year old won't sleep. Welcome to toddler reacting to Dynamite.

#AEW 🤼
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