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unclekitsune.bsky.social
Uncle Kitsune, Freelance Inquisitor
@unclekitsune.bsky.social
290 followers 370 following 3.5K posts
AKA: Whusky Tangled Foxsot, Uncle Fluffy, Stuart, Hey You! Likes to Eat: Inari sushi, fried tofu ramen; other things that are food. Most Often Eats: His own words. Does NOT Play: Trombone, didgeridoo, Diablo IV, PoE2, mindgames, favorites* No sales DMs
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Uncle Kitsune, Freelance Inquisitor @unclekitsune.bsky.social · 2h
Feel this in my bones... I am a grizzled old White Balance Card that drinks himself to oblivion in the local CCD bar every day.
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Uncle Kitsune, Freelance Inquisitor @unclekitsune.bsky.social · 2h
"SVU"

*DONK-DONK*
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Uncle Kitsune, Freelance Inquisitor @unclekitsune.bsky.social · 2h
Within 24 hours of the site's new "Healthier Social Community Standards" coming into effect, The Administration arrived in full force to take control.

The first casualty was Truth.
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Uncle Kitsune, Freelance Inquisitor @unclekitsune.bsky.social · 2h
...but TOTALLY NOT RACISTS!
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Uncle Kitsune, Freelance Inquisitor @unclekitsune.bsky.social · 3h
-One where no one makes him pay a carbon offset every time he speaks.
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Uncle Kitsune, Freelance Inquisitor @unclekitsune.bsky.social · 3h
-Aw, but we all know how much the Right chases feminine penis!
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Uncle Kitsune, Freelance Inquisitor @unclekitsune.bsky.social · 3h
Goes hand-in-hand with the Neo-Calvinists/Dominionists officially setting their stance on slavery to "Godly And Just."
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Uncle Kitsune, Freelance Inquisitor @unclekitsune.bsky.social · 3h
That's deflection.
I'm not talking about AI Slop Bros. I'm talking about ARTISTS. And Authors, and Indie Game Developers.

They are being pushed out of both the site AND the conversation, despite being a major draw TO the site, and social media in general.
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Uncle Kitsune, Freelance Inquisitor @unclekitsune.bsky.social · 3h
Everyone's def of "good user experience" is different, though. Federation sounds nice on paper, but it makes marketing art and ideas extremely difficult.
A billion little echo chambers is not helpful for society at large, either.
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Uncle Kitsune, Freelance Inquisitor @unclekitsune.bsky.social · 4h
May also be a little twitchy when folks try to push me onto Mastodon because Jay's team kept saying "Mastodon Mastodon Mastodon" any time someone tried to ask them about censorship last month, instead of addressing the communities concerns.
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Uncle Kitsune, Freelance Inquisitor @unclekitsune.bsky.social · 4h
How nice for you. I've been on since BBS days, and it's awful every time. We're not all the same.
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Uncle Kitsune, Freelance Inquisitor @unclekitsune.bsky.social · 4h
Never trust ANYONE who says they are a "Freedom Loving Libertarian." They will preach Personal Responsibility and Absolute Free Speech, and refuse to take criticism of their choices seriously, until the day the first Big Daddy type comes along...
Then it's "DO WHAT DADDY TELLS YOU!" from there on.
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Uncle Kitsune, Freelance Inquisitor @unclekitsune.bsky.social · 4h
The Musical Chairs/Squid Game shit gets fucking old, dude.
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Uncle Kitsune, Freelance Inquisitor @unclekitsune.bsky.social · 4h
...and do you understand what "Diaspora Attrition" is?
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Uncle Kitsune, Freelance Inquisitor @unclekitsune.bsky.social · 4h
Translation: [Here is a pile of rocks. Feel free to build Rome]
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Uncle Kitsune, Freelance Inquisitor @unclekitsune.bsky.social · 4h
...she thought she was making a deal to keep the Empire off the station...
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Uncle Kitsune, Freelance Inquisitor @unclekitsune.bsky.social · 14h
Chik-Fil-A employees only get Sundays off.
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Uncle Kitsune, Freelance Inquisitor @unclekitsune.bsky.social · 14h
-Well the admiral of the Southern Command suddenly retired. Now I'm not saying that's related, but...
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Uncle Kitsune, Freelance Inquisitor @unclekitsune.bsky.social · 14h
Huggable fluffy bomber. Absolutely cute this.
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Uncle Kitsune, Freelance Inquisitor @unclekitsune.bsky.social · 15h
Thanks for all the advocacy and cleanup you and the rest of the crew do!
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Uncle Kitsune, Freelance Inquisitor @unclekitsune.bsky.social · 15h
I bet all anyone sees on the news tomorrow are scenes from the facility in Portland when Ice attacked the crowd after dark.

No one will question why it's dark, even though all the official No Kings rallies were during daylight hours...
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Uncle Kitsune, Freelance Inquisitor @unclekitsune.bsky.social · 15h
Donald Trump in: THE SHARTENING.
"Democracy DEPENDS on You."
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Uncle Kitsune, Freelance Inquisitor @unclekitsune.bsky.social · 15h
Doesn't matter if it's effective. They have the right, and if they stop, we ALL lose that right.
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Uncle Kitsune, Freelance Inquisitor @unclekitsune.bsky.social · 15h
shittiest. president. evar.
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Uncle Kitsune, Freelance Inquisitor @unclekitsune.bsky.social · 16h
Seven million turned out, but only a handful were dicks. How often can you say that?
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