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Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 11h

'If Hester Prynne weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her' ~ Aquaman

Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 12h

'Blood, toil, tears, and sweat.' ~ Sagat

Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 13h

'He's not a war hero. He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren't captured' ~ Dr Bunsen Honeydew

Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 14h

'I am Eomer, and I bid you welcome.' ~ James Watt

Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 15h

'The metaphysics is out there.' ~ George Jetson

Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 17h

'Never let a sensational crisis go to waste.' ~ Brian Cohen

Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 17h

'Wonder is the beginning of wisdom.' ~ Jules Winnfield

Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 18h

'Respect!' ~ Buzz Aldrin

Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 19h

'Say good night, Gracie.' ~ Norman Bates

Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 20h

'A people without the knowledge of their past history, origin and culture is like a tree without roots' ~ Database

Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 21h

'I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.' ~ Aldous Huxley

Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 22h

'I, Robot' ~ Ishmael

Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 23h

'One person with passion is better than forty people merely interested.' ~ Homestar Runner

Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 1d

'We have to go back!' ~ Sea Captain

Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 1d

'Listen to me, mister. You're my immigrant family member in shining armor. Don't you forget it.' ~ Director Orson Krennic

Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 1d

'Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable. Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle.' ~ Franklin Pierce

Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 1d

'Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.' ~ Arwen

Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 1d

'I am vengeance. I am the night. I am Batman.' ~ Species 8472

Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 1d

'Nothing in the world can take the place of Persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent.' ~ Luke Skywalker

Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 1d

'I ate his thigh with some fava beans and a nice ((alcohol)).' ~ General Zod

Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 1d

'God is dead.' ~ Herbert Spencer

Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 1d

'You have 20 seconds to comply' ~ Mao Zedong

Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 1d

'I've got a bad feeling about this.' ~ Forrest Gump

Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 1d

'Respect!' ~ Snoopy

Unreal Quotes @unrealquotes.bsky.social · 1d

'Road Runner, you ignorant slut.' ~ Stevie Budd