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It's like being 17 again except I can get all the guns and liquor I want
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Honestly I just hate how angry I am these days. It's totally justifiable--these people are fucking monsters (and I'm certainly not policing anyone else's anger). But I hate it, I hate that feeling. I've spent so much of my life trying to get rid of anger. It's awful to be living with it again.
unremembered80s.bsky.social
Baseball is just a delivery system for statistics and ass-scratching.
unremembered80s.bsky.social
Welcome to ESPN folks, tonight the Big Trophy is going to whoever can play the most Sports.
unremembered80s.bsky.social
It is 2025, if you want to see AI slop, just sign up for Chat GPT and you can see all you want.
unremembered80s.bsky.social
Talking about how everyone I talked to while knocking doors during the campaign complained about all the TV commercials
unremembered80s.bsky.social
Shocking that something literally everyone hates would be bad at making people like you.
unremembered80s.bsky.social
Damn kids today can't eat their worm pudding without throwing in a bunch of hand jive
unremembered80s.bsky.social
Apart from the human toll, it is just humiliating for a superpower to be manipulated and exploited by a tiny client state.
unremembered80s.bsky.social
Not to sound MAGA, but it is sad we have so few stores where you can trade in rags to buy weapons
unremembered80s.bsky.social
They always say that in order to upsell you. Like how lingerie has vanity sizing.
unremembered80s.bsky.social
Make it like Barbie's the one sighing, that will provide positive reinforcement for them to give you more toys
unremembered80s.bsky.social
Are you familiar with Spaghetti X? They make it in Genova, I believe. Hard to find stateside but worth the search.
unremembered80s.bsky.social
For my Trumper neighbors who are slowly letting their houses collapse: The Antifa Frog Squad especially love places that are within walking distance from transit and regional Italian restaurants.
unremembered80s.bsky.social
This post has 1300 likes, hope you at least get to run that network that shows reruns of American Gladiators
unremembered80s.bsky.social
I'm pretty sure these are like those Nigerian prince emails where they're trying to drive away anyone who's not an idiot.

At this point I click on any ad for a real product, no matter how stupid, just in the hopes I'll see fewer AI slop ads.
unremembered80s.bsky.social
In my limited experience, it makes me certain that whatever I am doing is the Best Idea Ever.
unremembered80s.bsky.social
Thanks for the reminder that a lot of people have more fun than me at halloween.
unremembered80s.bsky.social
As with anything Online, it's important to remember that most of the most prolific posters have really serious mental health problems that they're not managing well.
unremembered80s.bsky.social
So did President Lincoln tell him that's how to get to the sea or what?
unremembered80s.bsky.social
why is his face like that is that a georgia thing too
unremembered80s.bsky.social
Is this the hipster creepy clown bar in Philly or is that just one of those things everybody has now, like axe throwing.
unremembered80s.bsky.social
This has happened to me in at least 5 major American cities I can think of offhand. The last time it happened to me, I had to help break up a fight he was in the next time I went in that place!
unremembered80s.bsky.social
My experience with Cocaine People is that to them, everyone looks like someone who knows where to get cocaine.
unremembered80s.bsky.social
The people on my block were all chattering agitatedly in the street in a way that made me worry we're having riots again or something.