Forever Young and in Denial
@valennb4.bsky.social
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Lover of freedom, live and let live and mind your own business. Also kindness. Philosophy: Remember(kindly) that if your IQ is even 100.001, most of the people in the world are stupider than you. It's OK to feel sorry for them.
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Is that what we're doing? I've just been inserting myself into famous movies and TV shows.
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He brought the level of violence down 1500%.
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He thinks repeating the crazy will make it sound normal.
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I remember when headlines like this used to be hyperbole.
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Then she just started laughing and called me "Lou". She said "Bye Lou, sir" and then hung up.
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It will be interesting to see if the cult adjusts their attitudes. Many now praise the virtues of pedophilia.
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All this time I was worried about giving cookies to mice.
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And then who will need a bailout next?
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That's exactly what the antichrist would say.
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Seems like that would take a lot of experience.
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Why does Qatar need an air base in Idaho?
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No fatties, no beardos, no prunes.
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The patio is nice this time of year, but the bedroom has unrivaled charm and atmosphere.
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Poor Laura thought she could get by on her looks. Qatar has the money, bitch.
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That plane bribe is going a long way.
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Once he shits, you just know his head will implode.
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Oh dear. What will Jesus do when Kristi Noem shoes up in Heaven? Everyone knows all dogs go there.
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Why do pedophiles prefer the Republican Party?
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Not gonna need that Ozempic shot today.
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Democrats don't have leaders. They have cat-herders.
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Dancing unicorn is a pretty good metaphor for antifa.
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Rapid-fire talking points is one sure way to spot someone who doesn't know what they're saying. A second way is when they tell someone to do something they're already doing.
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Should have cooked up the proof before announcing.