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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands
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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · Jan 19
Don't tell anyone, but sometimes I just say something because I hope it will put a smile on somebody's face.
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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 2h
Things just haven't been the same since SuperIntelligent Government Lawyer Lindsey Halligan lost her press text buddy she used to dish secrets to.
a man in a military uniform is wearing a black helmet and making a funny face .
Alt: Sargent Shultz from the Hogan's Heros TV show saying he "knows nothing, sees nothing"
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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 3h
It is a poor comic that blames his Cow Tools.
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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 3h
Plenty more of the Funnay I am workshopping with my team backstage so stay tuned.

*Keep in mind my "workshop" looks just like that panel from Gary Larson titled "Cow Tools" but in color
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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 3h
Jay 2.0
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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 3h
I run into the same problem.
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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 4h
Downside is sometimes it makes me sweat.
'till I bleed...
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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 4h
I'm using the C&C Music Factory automated software to proofread my skeets before posting now.

Instead of a "Post" icon, I now click on an image of Freedom Williams captioned "is that dope enough?"
If he responds "INDEED" the skeet is published.
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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 4h
I'm legally changing my name to "Off The Record"

*Legal Advice Provided By SuperIntelligent Government Lawyer Lindsey Halligan
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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 4h
I ran outta gas.I had a flat tire.I didn't have enough money for cab fare.My tux didn't come back from the cleaners.An old friend came in from outa town.Someone stole my car.There was an earthquake,a terrible flood,locusts
*Legal Advice Provided By SuperIntelligent Government Lawyer Lindsey Halligan
a man wearing sunglasses and a hat says " it wasn 't my fault "
Alt: Joliet Jake wearing sunglasses and a hat telling Carrie Fischer " it wasn't my fault "
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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 4h
"Trump will likely commute this sentence anyway."

*Legal Advice Provided By SuperIntelligent Government Lawyer Lindsey Halligan
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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 4h
Your lawyering is bad and you should feel bad

-Zoidberg, as told to SuperIntelligent Government Lawyer Lindsey Halligan
Image of Dr Zoidberg from Futurama in mid-heckle
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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 4h
And a mean left hook!
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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 4h
And most common!
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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 4h
I'm working on a theme here.

Does this make me a prop comic?
A- no. Comics are supposed to be funny.
Image showing my last three skeets featuring SuperIntelligent Governemnt Lawyer Lindsey Halligan
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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 4h
"Oopsie"

*Legal Advice Provided By SuperIntelligent Government Lawyer Lindsey Halligan
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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 5h
"I'm rubber, you're glue"

*Legal Advice Provided By SuperIntelligent Government Lawyer Lindsey Halligan
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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 5h
"If you whisper it, it can't be used against you in a court of law"

*Legal Advice Provided By SuperIntelligent Government Lawyer Lindsey Halligan
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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 5h
In other news, it is nice of Trump to give us a vivid visual representation of how he is tearing apart a once proud Democracy.

#nokings
#WhiteHouse
#EastWing
Photo showing the East Wing of the White House being destroyed
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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 5h
patrick star from spongebob is talking on a telephone and says no this is patrick
Alt: patrick star from spongebob is talking on a telephone and says no this is patrick
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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 5h
Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness.
mmmmMMMmmmm tasty pi
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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 5h
Oh, BTW. Everything I ever said here is off the record.
No take backs.

-SuperIntelligent Government Lawyer Lindsey Halligan
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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 9h
$370,000 in our ordered restitution to Santos's victims wiped out.
Scammers stick together.

Santos avoids fines, restitution after Trump's clemency share.google/NkpOhc21kO39...
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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 9h
I ordinarily wouldn't give this a second look, but in these times this is potentially frightening news. Does this worry anyone else?

Army counterintelligence agents to get enhanced arrest powers share.google/VtGxWu6tmwX4...
Army counterintelligence agents to get enhanced arrest powers
Civilian special agents will receive enhanced authorities to conduct searches, execute warrants and make arrests outside of military bases.
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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 1d
Is there supposed to be an app or something?
a young man says " you guys are getting paid " while wearing a striped shirt
ALT: a young man says " you guys are getting paid " while wearing a striped shirt
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Vintage Daily Driver XVII- Fluent in Jazz Hands @vintagedailydriver.bsky.social · 1d
Just waiting on that fat #georgesoros payday for using my free speech against tyrants. Is there an app or something?
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