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Vita Andolini

@vitaandolini.bsky.social

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Disabled former forensic chemist & teacher. MMIWG. BLM. ILM. ECM. LGBTQ. Happy wife of 24 years so far. Two heads are better than one but one face is better than two. Melophile. Cynophile. Bibliophile. Cinephile. Voracious tea consumer. Cis, she/her. 🍉

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Vita Andolini @vitaandolini.bsky.social · Nov 22

I am a little acorn
A fact that's plain to see
But remember
That the mighty oak
Was once a nut like me.

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Vita Andolini @vitaandolini.bsky.social · 13d

So, NOT a trans-person.

Vita Andolini @vitaandolini.bsky.social · 14d

I only answer that question on the third date.

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Vita Andolini @vitaandolini.bsky.social · 18d

Thanks, Amy!

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Vita Andolini @vitaandolini.bsky.social · 18d

Question for fellow #BillsMafia:
So, for the first three games this season, I watched each game in its entirety without donning any of my Bills merch. Would it be bad juju to put on my Bills shirt at halftime? Thanks my peeps!

Vita Andolini @vitaandolini.bsky.social · 19d

I'm so happy for you! Even though you are so hot you make us look bad - Brat! So, anyway, yeah, Congratulations!

Vita Andolini @vitaandolini.bsky.social · 23d

Start naming their kids "urinal"? I'm just spitballing at this point.

Vita Andolini @vitaandolini.bsky.social · 27d

LoL - biblically. Aaaaaaand THAT gets a follow!

Vita Andolini @vitaandolini.bsky.social · 27d

Oh yeah, and, Following Immediately.

Vita Andolini @vitaandolini.bsky.social · 27d

My exact words when I read this were: "Wait... Snails?"

Vita Andolini @vitaandolini.bsky.social · 27d

Jerry Falwell Jr was a victim of getting caught. FULL STOP.

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Vita Andolini @vitaandolini.bsky.social · 27d

#BILLSMAFIA!!!!
I've been a Bills fan since Frank Reich was QB. This is the best Bills team ever. From our AMAZING coach to Special Teams and everything in between. LOVE my Bills!!

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Vita Andolini @vitaandolini.bsky.social · 27d

AFTER they set Melissa Hortman Day, I won't care. Until then, they can FATWO.

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Vita Andolini @vitaandolini.bsky.social · 28d

Following immediately.

Vita Andolini @vitaandolini.bsky.social · 28d

LoL Soros bucks.

Vita Andolini @vitaandolini.bsky.social · 28d

Right? I was just asking my hubby, "Where's MY Antifa check?"

Vita Andolini @vitaandolini.bsky.social · 28d

The meeting is Saturday. Just FYI, Marilyn's mac salad is da BOM, but stay away from Linda's potato casserole - it made everyone sick last time!

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Vita Andolini @vitaandolini.bsky.social · Sep 5

That explains his extreme anger.

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Vita Andolini @vitaandolini.bsky.social · Sep 4

Fuk no! Meatwad is hilarious and adorable. If anything, RFK Jr is Carl from next door.

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Vita Andolini @vitaandolini.bsky.social · Sep 3

"The rumors of my death were slightly exaggerated"- Ol Yam Tits

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Vita Andolini @vitaandolini.bsky.social · Sep 3

Ewww. Puke. This entire headline is 87 kindsa gross.

Vita Andolini @vitaandolini.bsky.social · Sep 2

Lololol!!
Cheap at twice the price.

Vita Andolini @vitaandolini.bsky.social · Sep 2

It would satisfy something deep in my soul to see yam tits hoisted over Tim Walz's shoulder as he feebly entreats, "I don't want to go on the cart. I feel happy.", as Kamala whacks him over the head. Just once.

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Vita Andolini @vitaandolini.bsky.social · Sep 2

FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKK. Dammit. Thunderheart, Maverick, Longmire, Reservation Dogs, Clear Cut, Medicine River... Skins makes me cry every. freaking. time. When they call out for Mogie Yellowlodge- and silence. Not many actors can pull me in like Mr. Greene. Rest well, Sir.

Vita Andolini @vitaandolini.bsky.social · Aug 27

You STILL da KANG!! President Dark Hands... LMAO. There's so much in this, plus I was laughing so hard I missed half of it. Scuse me, I gotta go watch this ten more times! Thanks so much.

Vita Andolini @vitaandolini.bsky.social · Aug 23

Following immediately.