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Because The Night 

3 weeks

3 gigs 

1 song 

Patti Smith, Picture Parlour, Suede

Southbank Centre, Moth Club, Palladium

Because the Night, Communal
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Giustino the Linbury, an afternoon of the most magical music in Covent Garden sung so beautifully

Properly a day of two halves
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In her own words it's: Sunday Night at the Palladium, Patti Smith at her blistering best, what a phenomenal gig. Johnny Depp guesting isn't bad either

A day of two fantastic halves
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Still utterly delightful, glorious to see RSC"s production of My Neighbour Totoro again. Beautifully performed including by a fabulous team of puppeteers
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The Weir. Isolation, memory, regret and loss. Profound and incredibly powerful storytelling at The Pinter tonight
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Bacchae, empty seats speak volumes as The National serves up turkey in October 1/10
*contemplating nt membership
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Picture Parlour at the Moth Club, 4th time.in 3 years seeing them.and each time they get better, loving the style and swagger, can't wait to hear the album. Top band, champion night
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Agnes Obel at a sold out Royal Albert Hall tonight, hauntingly beautiful and hynoptic as ever, I could have listened all night and it would still have finished too soon
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What an incredible 6 weeks
750 miles travelled
3 fantastic matches
Brilliant atmospheres everywhere
Face painting
A lot of Bon Jovi
Selfies with Natasha 'Mo' Hunt, special thanks for making that so personal & memorable
& a lifetime of memories

Congrats Red Roses, World Cup Winners & inspirations
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What an incredible day, England World Champions !
Congratulations the red roses 🌹 🌹 absolutely stunning and a privilege to follow
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Juniper Blood at the Donmar tonight, the dicotamy of what must be done vs what we're prepared to do. So relevant.and superbly told by a brilliant cast

n with a thank you to the @donmarwarehouse.bsky.social for the upgrade :)
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Mary Page Marlowe at the Old Vic. Gritty, complex and quite captivating. A stitching together of moments in time, memories and decisions
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Joy Crookes in great form last night at the Lower Third playing mostly tracks from Juniper, the fantastic new album
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Super LSO programme at the Barbican last night, the standout being South Korean pianist Seong-Jin Cho's sublime performance and the treat of an encore
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The Chaos That Has Been and Will No Doubt Return at the Southwark Playhouse. Sublime, evocative and quite touching, with some Lynx for added 00's authenticity. Superbly performed, a fav of 2025
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Red Sky at Sunrise at Wilton's Music Hall, a beautiful blend of words and music telling the story of Laurie Lee in his own words including his time in 30's Spain and of course, Rosie
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More Suede from tonight. Back for more in a few days and can't wait
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Suede tonight at the Southbank Centre, utterly brilliant live, what a gig
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Born With Teeth. Marlowe and Shakespeare's rivalry, the sexual tension amid the politics of the time. Enormous fun, two super leads, plus Ncuti Gatwa prowling and pouncing around the stage, wonderful stuff
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An acoustic CMAT set last night at Rough Trade East. Gig, standup comedy routine and immersive experience, absolutely fantastic, what a star. The new album's pretty amazing too
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Dua Lipa!!! And then Charli xcx
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A Midsummer Night's Dream at the Bridge Theatre. Fantastic fun from a fab cast. It's raucous, rowdy and radiant, and a must see
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Summer's evening, sunset over London and a match that goes down to the final ball
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1536 at the Almedia. Outstanding. 1536? Could have been 2025
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Fantastic first visit to the Yard Theatre for The Glass Menagerie, superbly staged and completely absorbing from start to finish

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