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ɹ|r @vomitsaw.bsky.social · 4h

I just wanna punch some people. Insta-gib one punch mode. The Whole DNF collection is like $1.50 at kinguin (dot) net. Git in hurr!
And maybe other things I guess.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmI5...

VOMITSTREAM 10-12-2025: Duke Nukem Forever Fist-O-Rama

YouTube video by vomitsaw

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ɹ|r @vomitsaw.bsky.social · 6h

PffffHAHAH!! XD Okay that got a good laugh outta me. Desperately need those lately.

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ɹ|r @vomitsaw.bsky.social · 12h

D'aawww, I'm blushing!
Wait.
Crap, that's a rash. D:

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ɹ|r @vomitsaw.bsky.social · 12h

Lost my rosary beads, walked directly into lava (not an ill-timed jump, just... DIDN'T jump), killed a bunch of assholes with 1 mask left and no silk, then was ended by a flying turnip. :| This might not be my silkiest songiest day.

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ɹ|r @vomitsaw.bsky.social · 1d

Just start doin' the worm!

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ɹ|r @vomitsaw.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah right? I was trying to apply for a job too. Extra annoying.

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ɹ|r @vomitsaw.bsky.social · 2d

Didn't forget they wouldn't fit!
🤘🐔🤘

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ɹ|r @vomitsaw.bsky.social · 2d

Defrosting some chicken legs.
#chicken #legs #defrosting #stopbeingcold #thawsome #airfryer #airfrying #fryingwithair #productname
#chook.wad #culledanyway #donthatemarinate #chimken #demgams #rawchickenmagacures #imturningyouintopoo #bawklyfe #chickybeakycykablyat

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ɹ|r @vomitsaw.bsky.social · 2d

It's for a new arena or something that tourists will pay for! Or whatever Youtube's been telling me! Right? That's why right?
After all, this IS San Antonio... *pinkies out*

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ɹ|r @vomitsaw.bsky.social · 2d

Master of the claw machine! (Seriously. He figured it out somehow). Empties claw machines, maybe keeps one or two that his daughter might like and donates the rest to charity.
Honestly, might get smothered in a plush pit. Only one way to find out though!

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ɹ|r @vomitsaw.bsky.social · 2d

I honestly didn't know Spencer's was still a thing until just now and while I'm not surprised by this, I feel some kind of deep embarrassment in this moment. I'm not sure if it's on me or them. ...I mean well of course Spencer's should feel embarrassed, but this was like an IMMEDIATE gut reaction.

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ɹ|r @vomitsaw.bsky.social · 2d

Corpsegrinder doing his lil' headbang challenge to "I Cum Blood" near the end of their set last night. This man is a treasure.

youtu.be/lSS5xHn9Yag

Cannibal Corpse - Classic Corpsegrinder Headbang Challenge and banter. Oct 9th, 2025.

YouTube video by vomitsaw

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ɹ|r @vomitsaw.bsky.social · 2d

This man cums blood! XD

George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher posing with a bunch of plushies likely to be donated.

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ɹ|r @vomitsaw.bsky.social · 2d

Siiiiick!

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Joey-Poey @joey-poey.bsky.social · 2d

New house means a new private wall for myself! Got @tooiebird.bsky.social out with me to paint Brie on this one. Alas, one of the downsides is that the sun is not facing a good way to get decent photos. I did my best!

Anyway, the spiderwebs were fun to do.

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ɹ|r @vomitsaw.bsky.social · 2d

And approx 0.265 smoots.

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ɹ|r @vomitsaw.bsky.social · 2d

Tore it up! Wasn't much banter this time 'till towards the end. Back to back songs, squeezing and shoving 'till us unfit fatties started getting tired, LOL! Only got kicked in the head once. Crowd surfer. 👍