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Warglepus

Warglepus

@warglepus.bsky.social

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Chaotic tentacle loving gay nerd and blahaj aficionado. Same @ on Twitter, Discord, and Telegram

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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · Oct 19

Reintroduction thread:

Name: David
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: Chicago ish
Interests: Video Games, anime, MtG, kpop, plushies, board games, crafty things, general nerdery
Vocation: Retail nonsense

Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 11h

Betor, my beloved

Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 13h

I think we're good until next year? I have a vague recollection of voting for Mayor way earlier this year?

Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 14h

I literally had to Google my county here to make sure I wasn't losing my mind today

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Uncle Death 💀 COMMISSIONS OPEN (0/5) @unkledeath.bsky.social · 16h

My HRT clinic is no longer able to take my insurance. In order to continue next year’s therapy, it’s going to cost me at least $450 out of pocket.

Any help is greatly appreciated. Please contact me if you’re at all interested. I really need the help right now.

Uncle Death 💀 COMMISSIONS OPEN (0/5) @unkledeath.bsky.social · Oct 21

✨ COMMISSIONS OPEN ✨

Check below for more info!

Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 20h

As you wish

Blahaj has offered you meatballs

Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 1d

Perhaps both

Blahaj in the sewer IT style

Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 1d

I don't have the time or energy, please share 😭

Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 1d

Recreational math for all

a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .

Alt: a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .

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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 1d

MORE MATH ALWAYS

Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 1d

Fancy 😍

Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 1d

If Halloween starts in September Xmas can start in November I guess

Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry, Xmas flavors are just better though

Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 1d

The ol sleep cause I'm depressed, I'm depressed cause I'm just sleeping cycle

Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 2d

Soup my beloved 🥹

Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 2d

You rang?

Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 2d

Immediately knew the movie 😌

Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 2d

Jammie gang!

Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 2d

Help I'm too Internetpilled, I'm meme maxxing

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Ham Reindeer 🌈🎨 Comms Open! @thehamofficial.bsky.social · 2d

My comms are back open now!

Ham Reindeer 🌈🎨 Comms Open! @thehamofficial.bsky.social · 2d

🐷 Porkfolio thehamofficial.com
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🌈 Comms thehamofficial.com#commissions
📒 Sketchbook Comms ko-fi.com/c/dca28fa3da
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👕 Merch thehamofficial-shop.fourthwall.com
🌸 Prints inprnt.com/gallery/thehamofficial/
☕ Shop ko-fi.com/thehamoffici...
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illustration of a cute shark jumping curving to the right in front of a blue-green wavy background. The word "blahaj" in blue and pink is above it, the word "blast"in a more 3d geometric style is below/next to it's tummy with pink and green outlines, blue sides and white front. There is a pink spiky "exploding" shaped motif behind the word blast

Painting of a bunch of colorful flowers growing together in a mass. A silly looking cartoon bee with outward facing eyeballs is landed among them, licking a flower intensely with pollen all over its face

digital drawing of a huge catfish in a grubby beige tanktop and orange hat at a dock by a lake. He is holding a very bewildered nakey man with a hook in his (the man's) cheek. The man seems to be thrashing slightly, the fish has a vacant expression and its mouth open. It resembles those dating profiles where a guy is holding up a fish

A digital painting of a little naked wrinkley sphynx cat loafing with huge eyes looking at the viewer. The background is a bunch of green wiggles with small roast chickens at a variety of angles.

Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 2d

Ironically the opposite effect for me

Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 2d

Try out some grocery delivery?

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Non-Binary-Bearscape @goblinkings.bsky.social · 2d

Learn more about our favorite necromantic space lesbian #mtg

Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 2d

Ooh a few picks I don't see much of 🙏

Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 2d

You can't keep adding new games 😭😭😭

Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 2d

My beloved 🥹