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Xena: Warrior Podcast
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Librarian, historian of science, amateur botanist, stoned, and proud catdad.
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Xena: Warrior Podcast @warriorpodcast.bsky.social · 1d
Imagine every dental visit culminating the the complete reduction of your body. On you last visit you walk in and poof! You're gone.
warriorpodcast.bsky.social Xena: Warrior Podcast @warriorpodcast.bsky.social · 2d
Everytime I visit the dentist's office they remove a little bit more of my body. I had a crown prep in August, a root canal in September, and now a crown lengthening (misnomer, they *removed* some of my jaw bone).
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Xena: Warrior Podcast @warriorpodcast.bsky.social · 1d
Coating you in a layer of slime and pushing you across a basketball court. UwU
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Xena: Warrior Podcast @warriorpodcast.bsky.social · 2d
Everytime I visit the dentist's office they remove a little bit more of my body. I had a crown prep in August, a root canal in September, and now a crown lengthening (misnomer, they *removed* some of my jaw bone).
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Xena: Warrior Podcast @warriorpodcast.bsky.social · 2d
Some time ago I pioneered a method of feminism that disputed the premise that women's inferiority is what undergirds women's sports. I was laughed at,... but look at who's being called a feminist now? People who insist on female inferiority! Shameful.
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Xena: Warrior Podcast @warriorpodcast.bsky.social · 6d
The article sucks
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Xena: Warrior Podcast @warriorpodcast.bsky.social · 7d
But I was... not a.. 😭
warriorpodcast.bsky.social Xena: Warrior Podcast @warriorpodcast.bsky.social · 7d
First they came for the gooners 😔
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Xena: Warrior Podcast @warriorpodcast.bsky.social · 7d
First they came for the gooners 😔
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Xena: Warrior Podcast @warriorpodcast.bsky.social · 7d
The definition of gooning would be: 😛

You dont need to read an harpers article to understand this 🙄
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Xena: Warrior Podcast @warriorpodcast.bsky.social · 8d
That's a tattoo of two (2!) crosses. So weird.
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Xena: Warrior Podcast @warriorpodcast.bsky.social · 8d
Okay. It's covered up with an uglier, but less offensive, tattoo. Gg.
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Xena: Warrior Podcast @warriorpodcast.bsky.social · 8d
😭😭😭
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Xena: Warrior Podcast @warriorpodcast.bsky.social · 8d
Doesn't**
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Xena: Warrior Podcast @warriorpodcast.bsky.social · 8d
Maybe the tattoo does matter. Consider that we've got a goddamn cheeto in the white house!
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Xena: Warrior Podcast @warriorpodcast.bsky.social · 9d
:/
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Xena: Warrior Podcast @warriorpodcast.bsky.social · 16d
Pathetic
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 16d
mtg in 1997: this card is selenia, a guardian angel from the heavenly realm of serra. twisted by the phyrexians, she drove crovax of urborg insane with unrequited love

mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants

mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff
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Xena: Warrior Podcast @warriorpodcast.bsky.social · 16d
Btw, my favorite discourse, and really the only one I'll follow, is over the question of whether fire existed before life (no) and the downstream (upstream?) misunderstandings over whether lava or the sun are "on fire" (no and no).
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Xena: Warrior Podcast @warriorpodcast.bsky.social · 16d
Its so funny that Peter Thiel thinks Greta will be the antichrist, when Mr beast is sitting right over there....
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Xena: Warrior Podcast @warriorpodcast.bsky.social · 17d
Woof
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Xena: Warrior Podcast @warriorpodcast.bsky.social · 17d
Guillermo del Toro's The Thing:

UwU I'm just a little thing *shivers* oh won't you let me in, im a good doggo.
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Xena: Warrior Podcast @warriorpodcast.bsky.social · 21d
Cringing throughout an entire surgical procedure is probably bad technique.
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Xena: Warrior Podcast @warriorpodcast.bsky.social · 21d
Me and the girls navigating the deep seas of Pandora.
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Xena: Warrior Podcast @warriorpodcast.bsky.social · 21d
...installs require IT administrative passwords! I learned not to do something I cannot do!
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Xena: Warrior Podcast @warriorpodcast.bsky.social · 21d
The skit included the target of the hacker installing suspicious software (which apparently wasn't the exploit, because they said that by just clicking the link to download the virus, the guy on the other end had full control of the target system), which is something we cannot do because all...
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Xena: Warrior Podcast @warriorpodcast.bsky.social · 21d
I think the thing that really made me laugh was the skit that began with a 5 minute introduction of the two highly paid consultants that included their resumes. Clearly included as part of the program to sell this training to administrators, but keeping it in for the lower-downs was excessive.
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