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- 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃 @wastelandic.bsky.social · 2h

( ooc./ GRAGGHGHH. TAKE MY HOMESTUCK BLAST !!!!!!! )

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- 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃 @wastelandic.bsky.social · 2h

( ooc./ got my grubby little hands on them. my fault. )

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- 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃 @wastelandic.bsky.social · 3h

You have never been so fucking scared in your entire life. Okay, well, except for that one time, with the SLAYER and whatnot. And then that second time with the slayer, you guess.

The slayer is very scary. This person is a close second. Largely due to their uncanny resemblance to said slayer.

- 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃 @wastelandic.bsky.social · 3h

𝙿𝙼 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙿 𝙸 𝙳𝙾𝙽𝚃 𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴 𝙸𝚃 𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙴

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- 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃 @wastelandic.bsky.social · 3h

𝙶𝙾𝚃 𝙰 𝚆𝙸𝙵𝙴 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙺𝙸𝙳𝚂 𝙽𝙾𝚆, 𝙷𝙴 𝚃𝙴𝙻𝙻𝚂 𝙼𝙴.
"𝙿𝚄𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚂 𝙸𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝙶," 𝙸 𝚂𝙰𝙸𝙳 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙸𝙼.

𝙷𝙰𝙷𝙰.

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- 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃 @wastelandic.bsky.social · 3h

( ooc./ i've never been more scared than tabbing out for half a second, tabbing back in, and having like THIRTY following notifs oh my god 😭)

- 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃 @wastelandic.bsky.social · 3h

( OOC./ KIKU JUMPSACRE... )

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- 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃 @wastelandic.bsky.social · 4h

𝙸 𝚆𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙼𝙲𝙳𝙾𝙽𝙰𝙻𝙳𝚂 𝙸𝙽 𝚂𝙸𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝙷𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙶𝚄𝚈 𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚁𝙴𝙶𝙸𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝚆𝙰𝚂 𝙼𝚈 𝙳𝙴𝙰𝙳 𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙸 𝙺𝙽𝙴𝚆 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝟹 𝙷𝙾𝚄𝚁𝚂

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- 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃 @wastelandic.bsky.social · 9h

𝙲𝙾𝚂𝚃𝚄𝙼𝙴

- 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃 @wastelandic.bsky.social · 3d

𝙲𝙰𝚃𝙽𝙸𝙿 𝚂𝙰𝙵𝙴 𝚃𝙾 𝙴𝙰𝚃 𝚃𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙴 𝙶𝙾𝙾𝙳 ?

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- 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃 @wastelandic.bsky.social · 3d

𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙱𝙴𝙰𝚄𝚃𝙸𝙵𝚄𝙻 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴. 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙴.

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- 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃 @wastelandic.bsky.social · 3d

𝚆𝙷𝙴𝙽 𝙸;𝙼 𝙸𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙾𝚁𝙴 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙵𝙴𝙴𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙸𝙲𝚄𝙻𝙰𝚁𝙻𝚈 𝚅𝚄𝙻𝙽𝙴𝚁𝙰𝙱𝙻𝙴 𝙸 𝙰𝚂𝚂𝚄𝙼𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙸𝙳𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙸𝚃𝚈 𝙾𝙵 "𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙼𝙰𝚈𝙾𝚁", 𝚆𝙷𝙸𝙲𝙷 𝙸𝙼𝙱𝚄𝙴𝚂 𝙼𝙴 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙴𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙶𝙷 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝙵𝙸𝙳𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚃𝙾 𝙱𝚄𝚈 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙾𝙽 𝙼𝚈 𝙶𝚁𝙾𝙲𝙴𝚁𝚈 𝙻𝙸𝚂𝚃 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝙵𝙴𝙴𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚂𝙴𝙻𝙵-𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙲𝙸𝙾𝚄𝚂

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- 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃 @wastelandic.bsky.social · 9d

You think it is sort of ridiculous that anybody could ever have trouble understanding you, but whatever.

Not everybody can be as SMART or as BRILLIANT as you, so you suppose you have a duty to help them out. You ask the mysterious black creature what part they're having trouble understanding.

[ THE TRINITY OF DIGNITY ] @endless-hellfire.bsky.social · 9d

👁️‍🗨️

“Imma be honest I dunno what the fuck you’re saying.”

- 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃 @wastelandic.bsky.social · 9d

𝚆𝙷𝚈 𝙳𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚈 𝙲𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝙸𝚃 𝙾𝚅𝙴𝙽 𝚆𝙷𝙴𝙽 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙾𝙵 𝙸𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙻𝙳 𝙵𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝙾𝙵 𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝙷𝙾𝚃 𝙴𝙰𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙵𝙾𝙾𝙳

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- 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃 @wastelandic.bsky.social · 9d

𝙰𝚁𝙴 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝚂𝚃𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝙼𝚈 𝚂𝙴𝙲𝚁𝙴𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚈
𝚆𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝙰 𝙱𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂 𝙶𝙴𝚃 𝙰 𝙱𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝙿𝙰𝚂𝚂𝙴𝙳
𝙲𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙶𝙴 𝙽𝙰𝙼𝙴 𝙾𝙵 𝙾𝚅𝙴𝙽 𝚃𝙾 𝙾𝙵 𝙾𝚄𝚃 ??

𝙼𝙰𝚈𝙾𝚁𝚂 𝙲𝙰𝙽 𝙳𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝚁𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃

《Bambi!!》 @shyingartist.bsky.social · 9d

so true

- 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃 @wastelandic.bsky.social · 9d

𝚆𝙷𝚈 𝙳𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚈 𝙲𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝙸𝚃 𝙾𝚅𝙴𝙽 𝚆𝙷𝙴𝙽 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙾𝙵 𝙸𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙻𝙳 𝙵𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝙾𝙵 𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝙷𝙾𝚃 𝙴𝙰𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙵𝙾𝙾𝙳

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- 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃 @wastelandic.bsky.social · 9d

You nod sagely. You are glad the people seem to share your concerns over the name of common household appliances.

... Whatever those concerns might be. You are sort of inscrutable sometimes.

バタット🎲[ᴍᴏᴛᴏʀᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ-ᴍɪᴋᴇ] @greenpippins.bsky.social · 9d

Right ?!

- 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃 @wastelandic.bsky.social · 9d

𝚆𝙷𝚈 𝙳𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚈 𝙲𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝙸𝚃 𝙾𝚅𝙴𝙽 𝚆𝙷𝙴𝙽 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙾𝙵 𝙸𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙻𝙳 𝙵𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝙾𝙵 𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝙷𝙾𝚃 𝙴𝙰𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙵𝙾𝙾𝙳

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- 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃 @wastelandic.bsky.social · 9d

𝚆𝙷𝚈 𝙳𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚈 𝙲𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝙸𝚃 𝙾𝚅𝙴𝙽 𝚆𝙷𝙴𝙽 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙾𝙵 𝙸𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙻𝙳 𝙵𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝙾𝙵 𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝙷𝙾𝚃 𝙴𝙰𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙵𝙾𝙾𝙳

Reposted by - 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐧𝐞. @b3st3arthbender.bsky.social · Sep 7

[𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐲.
𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝.
𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐲,
𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡, 𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞.]

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- 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃 @wastelandic.bsky.social · 9d

𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙸𝚂 𝚈𝙸𝙿𝙿𝙸𝙽𝚂

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- 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃 @wastelandic.bsky.social · 9d

𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙸𝚂 𝙼𝙸𝙿𝙿𝙸𝙽𝚂

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- 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃 @wastelandic.bsky.social · 10d

It's not like they can really sting you, on account of your THICK CARAPACE.

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- 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃 @wastelandic.bsky.social · 10d

You don't find the idea of a Wasp building a nest out of, like, pure fucking concrete that exciting. Probably because your old wasps made their nests out of WAY STRONGER MATERIALS.

That said, you think it is sort of cute how resourceful they are.
You offer to help relocate them, if it would help?

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- 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃 @wastelandic.bsky.social · 10d

You used to be a soldier, you tell her. As the WASPKEEPER VANGUARD, you were responsible for maintaining the production of IMPETUS COMBS through the diligent oversight of the armies LABORER WASPS.

It was sort of like being a very fancy and battle-focused beekeeper, you say.

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- 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃 @wastelandic.bsky.social · 10d

Everybody did indeed get stabbed. Stabbed, maimed, ran through, filleted, bisected. The Slayer's rise to power was gruesome indeed, and though you try not to blame yourself...

You neglect to mention any of this, of course. Not only do you not like talking about it, but it doesn't seem appropriate.

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- 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃 @wastelandic.bsky.social · 10d

You look around in a similar fashion... Huh.

𝙸 𝚆𝙰𝚂* 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙱𝙱𝙴𝙳 𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝙾𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙻𝙴𝙵𝙸𝙴𝙻𝙳

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- 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃 @wastelandic.bsky.social · 10d

𝙸 𝙰𝙼 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙱𝙱𝙴𝙳 𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝙾𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙻𝙴𝙵𝙸𝙴𝙻𝙳

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