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Masshole in a snarkskin suit, child free,animal lover, autist, atheist, registered Independent, progressive, pro women's rights, 🚫DMs, 🚫Crypto 🚫47 maga shit No bio or posts (or both) gets you blocked

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watchlady.bsky.social @watchlady.bsky.social · Feb 21

George is Super
Pissed Off

This is a picture of George Washington looking very angry and the words say what the fuck is this bullshit?

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watchlady.bsky.social @watchlady.bsky.social · 51m

I'm watching Poldark and the coast of Cornwall is crazy beautiful.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 5h

“Swear her in! Swear her in!”

#TrumpEpsteinCoverup

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watchlady.bsky.social @watchlady.bsky.social · 4h

It's pronounced Eye-gor.

watchlady.bsky.social @watchlady.bsky.social · 4h

It's so sad.

watchlady.bsky.social @watchlady.bsky.social · 4h

Gorgeous!

watchlady.bsky.social @watchlady.bsky.social · 4h

That's a great tip!
Because using just water is sad.

watchlady.bsky.social @watchlady.bsky.social · 4h

Uhhhh, not really a secret.

watchlady.bsky.social @watchlady.bsky.social · 10h

I find this astonishing!

watchlady.bsky.social @watchlady.bsky.social · 10h

Little Stevie gargles musk's balls.

And then his wife tags in

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🍎Lilith🍎 @lilithjade.com · 1d

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watchlady.bsky.social @watchlady.bsky.social · 10h

You know it Quequod

watchlady.bsky.social @watchlady.bsky.social · 10h

He's complaining about his hair, but it's the neckvagina that gives me the ick.

This is a truth, social tweet from President Trump and it says "time magazine wrote a relatively good story about me, but the picture may be the worst of all time they disappeared my hair and then I had something floating on top of my head that looked like a floating crowd, but an extremely small one. Really weird! I never like taking pictures from underneath angles, but this is a super bad picture and deserves to be called out. What are they doing and why?"

watchlady.bsky.social @watchlady.bsky.social · 11h

Oh god, fading kitten syndrome is a heartbreaker.
I'm so sorry.
He's in the Summer Lands now cavorting with other kittens and sleeping in patches of sunlight.
He'll wait for you to join him someday. That will be a day full of love!

watchlady.bsky.social @watchlady.bsky.social · 11h

Pam seems like the kind of girl who would take people down with her. It would be nice if she could get rid of 47 for us.

watchlady.bsky.social @watchlady.bsky.social · 11h

It's the name of an X Files episode.
Maybe that's where she got it

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watchlady.bsky.social @watchlady.bsky.social · 11h

They do the same neck fold thing on SNL when they have their guy do Trump

watchlady.bsky.social @watchlady.bsky.social · 11h

It's so easy and sensible.

watchlady.bsky.social @watchlady.bsky.social · 11h

Not yet. If they were swept out to the river or ocean then the extreme cold of the water could kill them in minutes.
(The Titanic sank in the upper Atlantic and this water is much colder)

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watchlady.bsky.social @watchlady.bsky.social · 13h

This sounds reasonable

jazzrat2000 AKA Bonsai anonymous @jazzrat2000.bsky.social · 1d

It's urgent that we normalize trans people. The way to do it is easy just accept them in your life And that's easy to do too because they're regular people. If you're with me on this please repost thank you

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watchlady.bsky.social @watchlady.bsky.social · 13h

Cry you big baby, cry your fucking eyes out because we hate you!
Pay up and shut your pie hole.

A judge could get mad at him And put him in jail for contempt.

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🎃 Fiona "Fi" Webster 🎃 @fiona-webster22.bsky.social · 1d

The frog resistance sings a little song! It isn't easy to be green, but Kermit shows us the way.

I'm green. I've always been green. Are you green, too?

A Message From The Frog Resistance

YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

www.youtube.com

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watchlady.bsky.social @watchlady.bsky.social · 14h

Yeah, it's just word association. No weirdness there, at least not for me.

watchlady.bsky.social @watchlady.bsky.social · 14h

47'little Johnson is a partisan ha k.

watchlady.bsky.social @watchlady.bsky.social · 14h

His last words as a president were beware the military industrial complex.

watchlady.bsky.social @watchlady.bsky.social · 14h

Dude, that's vs not how a free press works. Plus, the scariest thing about you is your unrelenting hair gel.

Stick your new rules in your dickhole.