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Water Features @waterfeatures.bsky.social · 19d
Oh no
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Water Features @waterfeatures.bsky.social · Sep 30
I remember them wheeling out the VCR in sixth grade to show us this, but I didn't remember that Miles Davis was in this, goddamn!
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Water Features @waterfeatures.bsky.social · Sep 30
History always remembers:
Artists United Against Apartheid - Sun City (music video)
YouTube video by alex bizzo (Jukeboxtube)
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axolotl "Wound Licker" lovely / fka frog k ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · Sep 17
trans people aren't the downfall of civilization no matter how many monster truck show people who pivoted to blasphemous megachurch spectacles say so. they weren't right about pokemon cards or e-drugs or whatever, they're not right about this. it's a stalking horse for social domination by losers
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Water Features @waterfeatures.bsky.social · Aug 14
Admittedly some of the baseline is set by a route in LA where I knew the driver's intestinal schedule (and accompanying 20-minute bathroom break) better than the bus schedule itself, and then living in Austin where the entire concept of public transpo has playmobil energy
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Water Features @waterfeatures.bsky.social · Aug 14
I've lived in #chicago less than two weeks, and it's still shocking how good the bus drivers are here. These people should get paid more than baseball players.
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Dan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · Aug 8
"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.
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Emily M*y @decadentwest.bsky.social · Jul 29
All these years later and Phoenix still sounds like the kidz bop Strokes.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · Jul 28
going to keep saying: important for a society that would like to keep functioning to discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities
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Water Features @waterfeatures.bsky.social · Jul 24
Why do people hate the police? Who else are you going to call to arrest you after your home gets burglarized?
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/j...
Rapper GloRilla arrested on drug charges after police respond to burglary call
Police arrested rapper after finding a ‘significant amount of marijuana’ in her Atlanta home during investigation
www.theguardian.com
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · Jun 19
y'know it's kind of a tell that they think celebrating the end of slavery is DEI
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A Blog of Their Own @blogoftheirown.bsky.social · Jun 17
Hey, Dodgers, this would be a good time to break your cowardly silence as your community is attacked.

Or you could just ban people who sing the national anthem in Spanish. That’s another thing you could do.
petetsipis.bsky.social Pete Tsipis @petetsipis.bsky.social · Jun 16
Clay Travis calls for an ICE raid at Dodger Stadium:

"Could you imagine if they did an ICE raid in the parking lot of the LA Dodgers stadium... That would be kind of amazing."
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Water Features @waterfeatures.bsky.social · Jun 15
I left LA many years ago, but I held onto my Dodger fandom tightly as a way of still feeling grounded. In a week when I miss LA so dearly, I've also felt how much my connection to one its (and my) most beloved institutions has frayed.
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Water Features @waterfeatures.bsky.social · Jun 7
This flyer's giving real Da Share z0ne energy and it ain't wrong
Flyer with text: "All my homies fucking hate AI, no one even asked for this shit, defend the real world against the billionaire's techno fascist dystopia!
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Water Features @waterfeatures.bsky.social · Jun 6
Everything about the lack of transparency around AI "samples" means that holding out for albums that weren't made with this is going to make you the annoying digital vegan who can't enjoy anything and is too busy applying purity tests to music
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Water Features @waterfeatures.bsky.social · Jun 6
Caribou's AI use bothered me for reasons around identity, Timbo's bothered me because living in a cyberpunk dystopia was supposed to be cooler, but what sucks about this is the mundanity -- the fake AI cratedigging apparatus is inevitably gonna for sale on Splice by the end of the year if not sooner
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Water Features @waterfeatures.bsky.social · Jun 5
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Emily M*y @decadentwest.bsky.social · May 13
#austin come join me in launching my book!! 🤠 it mentions Richard Linklater and u will love it #booksky
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Water Features @waterfeatures.bsky.social · May 14
Austin TX! I'm gonna be playing Beats & Beers, May 30th at St. Elmo (South) with inimitable @flobama.bandcamp.com, Acclimated Assassin, and many more! Thx 2 @pressingmatterz.bsky.social and St Elmo for putting it on. Starts at 5, can't wait 4 this! Bring a friend, flip a beat, have a Carl!
Flier for show May 30: Beats & Beers at St Elmo Brewery (400 St. Elmo Rd), 5 PM. Featuring DJ Design, Flobama, SK The Greatest, Kid Static, Acclimated Assassin, and Water Features
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Emily M*y @decadentwest.bsky.social · May 9
James Agee said "I hate any job on earth, as a job and a hindrance and a semi-suicide."

💡And that's why I think your cardholders are going to 👏love👏 our new B2B SaaS product.
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Water Features @waterfeatures.bsky.social · May 9
Oh, fuck everyone involved in this
mharrisondupre.bsky.social Maggie Harrison Dupré @mharrisondupre.bsky.social · May 9
NEW: The music distribution platform SoundCloud updated its terms of service to allow it to use artists' uploaded music to train AI.

The change quietly went into effect last year. It looks like a lot of SoundCloud users were caught off guard.

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Futurism Training Season May 9, 11:56 AM EDT by Maggie Harrison Dupré SoundCloud Quietly Updated Their Terms to Let AI Feast on Artists' Music Artists are furious at the platform's sneaky tactics. Artificial Intelligence/ Ai Training/ Data/ Music
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Water Features @waterfeatures.bsky.social · May 8
Congratulations to all the Knicks fans who are no longer the most insufferable group of people touting imagined ties to Villanova this week
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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · May 8
i don’t believe in the great man of history theory, but i do kind of believe in a stupid asshole theory of history where one dumb motherfucker ruins things for everyone
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Water Features @waterfeatures.bsky.social · May 6
I love every interview with Enya about her process, where half is "I built a custom reverb tank in this castle on a remote island off the coast of Ireland, because no commercial reverb can get this sound" and the other half is "Oh, that? That's one of the factory presets on a Juno"
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Dan @antonioslamsci.bsky.social · Apr 30
coincidentally the 1 year anniversary of this great tweet
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