William B Hill
@wbhwrites.bsky.social
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Freelance Writer - Sci-fi and general nerd noise. I guess I also make games? Sort of? I also talk about Final Fantasy too much. I am very sorry. https://wbhwords.wordpress.com/ https://wbhwrites.itch.io/ Contact: [email protected]
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It's (not) finished!

Deadline is at 6PM, but I sleep all day today, so this is as much as I could make in the 70 hours that I had to work on it. All art, code, and sounds were done by me and me alone...which is why it's as rough as anything that I make.

wbhwrites.itch.io/skyhand-ludu...
Skyhand (A dodgy Ludum Dare 58 Submission) by wbhwrites
An arcade style UFO abduction game!
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Oh thank God, it’s not just me.
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Judging from these photos, I do not ever need to share the disaster behind my television stand.

I have two massive power strips going. It’s a lot.
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Ahhh…okay. Didnt know that existed. I am so fucking behind on all things Star Wars these days. Not that I’ve ever been on top of things, but I still have piles of books I haven’t read yet.
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I got this one for three bucks at GameStop back in the day. Yes, the perspective is infuriating.
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It’s a very 2000s comic, but I had a blast with it.

I Liked Dark Times more though, and it seemed to have had a rough publishing cycle.
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Shulk amiibos can still be bought new somewhere????
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I just defeated Troupe Master Grimm, and it was a beautiful work of illustration and animation, razor sharp game design, and one of my favorite moments in this magnificent game.
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My experience with Hollow Knight has left me with a few impressions I can say up front:

Gauntlet rooms and the Colosseum of Fools are awful.

The bosses can be truly magnificent.
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Still no excuse to use a platform that is horrible for the environment and is built off of stolen material.

Learn a craft or don’t. Thats your business. But using chatGPT is immoral.
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Won’t get any better if you let the plagiarism machine do it for you. I’m a dreadful programmer, but failure is a hell of a teacher.
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Why would anyone want to let that dodgy piece of shit write their code for them?
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Definitely worth getting dressed for. And that one looks delicious.
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On the way home from a concert a couple of nights ago, I had an idea for how to make it work using what I do know about how to code in GMS. I just tried out the first bits of it...

...and it fucking works.

Time to iterate, and see if it'll continue working.
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Programming whinge incoming:

So, I am a complete hack who has no idea what he's doing and I've made that clear any time I talk about programming or game design, etc. That said, I've wanted to write a turn based combat system and make an RPG the entire time I've been tinkering.
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I'd love to read it. I feel like the Final Fantasy set was barely available before another set dropped and took its place on shelves.
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Still working towards a build. Only a few hours deep because I am still trying to wrap up Hollow Knight. Also, welcome back!
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I hope this makes the history books some day. In a good way. Not in a tragic way.
oregonian.com
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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Few bands are as immensely lame as Journey, and this just cements that fact.

I do wonder…are there any actual Journey fans? I’ve never met anyone who loves the band and calls out like…deep cuts, b-sides, anything like that. It’s always just middle age white folk who sing Don’t Stop Believing.
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1. I know that these keep making money, and that’s depressing all its own, so I’m not going to ask why this trash is being made.

2. How in hell isn’t Cher cast as Gothel?
culturecrave.co
'Tangled' live-action film is back in development at Disney

Scarlett Johansson is circling the role of Mother Gothel

(via Deadline)
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I wish them a going flat fucking broke. Not the people in the studios of course - they do not deserve the shitshow that is about to be forced upon them.
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How could anyone ignore this book after this paragraph.
Text by Percival Everett, just go buy the book Dr No please. 

“It was my expertise in nothing, not absolutely nothing, but positively nothing, that led me to work with, rather for, one John Milton Bradley Sill, a self-made billionaire with one goal, a goal that might have been intriguing to some, confounding and weird to most, idiotic to all, but at least easily articulated. John Milton Bradley Sill aspired to be a Bond villain, the fictitious nature of James Bond notwithstanding. He put it like this: “I want to be a Bond villain.” Simple.
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I have a stack of them, but the first that came to mind just now was Doctor No by Percival Everett.
Cover art for the novel Dr No by Percival Everett.
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That I wish I looked that cool at 35. Or even now at 38.
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We both know the answer to that.

And the answer is of course he doesn’t. Or does and is racist. But he is still incredibly stupid, so it’s also possible that he does not.
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This is my dance about how much transphobes suck: