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software engineer @ a big cloud. some techposting, some shitposting, videos james, taylor swift, you know, the usual smorgasbord @doubleyewdee or @wd many places (discord/reddit/elsewhere) periodic blogging @ https://etc.teleri.net
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chip πŸ”’ @wd.teleri.net Β· Nov 11
"Go back?" he thought. "No good at all! Go sideways? Impossible! Go forward? Only thing to do! On we go!" So up he got, and trotted along with his little sword held in front of him and one hand feeling the wall, and his heart all of a patter and a pitter.
-The Hobbit, Chapter 5.
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chip πŸ”’ @wd.teleri.net Β· Sep 12
well now I have to go watch that episode thanks
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chip πŸ”’ @wd.teleri.net Β· Aug 8
lot of murder and I think the Metallica song β€œtrapped under ice” might be about the guy?

(kidding, Metallica lyrics aren’t that good)
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chip πŸ”’ @wd.teleri.net Β· Jul 7
finally got a tattoo on a cruise! amazing work too!
young Goku from Dragomball riding his cloud, Kinto-un, next to a smiling excited slime flying along on a shaded blue background. there’s lots of fine shading and color work, in the style of manga cover art
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chip πŸ”’ @wd.teleri.net Β· Jun 26
this Reddit ad really packed a lot of mismatched jargon in. Bubbles are great!
ad text: Is your Linux distro ready for Al? Download our eBook, "The Ultimate Guide to Al Readiness," to hear from experts on how to enable your journey. The fastest path to Al-enabled PostgreSQL environments.
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chip πŸ”’ @wd.teleri.net Β· May 22
i have nothing to offer but this cat picture. did I buy a domain for them today? idk maybe. will i make them an account here? yes probably.
two ragdoll kittens on the corner of a bed laying next to each other in a perfect layering, with one’s stomach directly against the other’s back
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chip πŸ”’ @wd.teleri.net Β· May 17
clowns do enjoy large spheres, checks out
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chip πŸ”’ @wd.teleri.net Β· May 17
what happened with the clown panic anyway? is it still happening and we just aren’t discussing it anymore?
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chip πŸ”’ @wd.teleri.net Β· May 17
it is finally the weekend and we couldn’t be more pleased
close up of our ragdoll kitten laying on a pillow, eyes closed, one paw outstretched and getting ear scritches. she is very pleased
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chip πŸ”’ @wd.teleri.net Β· May 14
yeah Scientology is notably supportive of trans rights after all πŸ™„
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chip πŸ”’ @wd.teleri.net Β· May 14
unknowable!
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chip πŸ”’ @wd.teleri.net Β· May 14
if a million monkeys with a million mechanical keyboards type for long enough they will generator a perfectly functional PECOFF-format assembly reproducing the entire System.Text.Json API

you just need more monkeys
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chip πŸ”’ @wd.teleri.net Β· May 14
these are not good days 100% 😞
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chip πŸ”’ @wd.teleri.net Β· May 14
oh uh also we got kittens
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chip πŸ”’ @wd.teleri.net Β· May 14
pov you have dangled an esoteric debugging problem before me
a mostly white ragdoll kitten at 12 weeks old jumping towards a dangling cat toy with signifcant motion blur on the body but a clear shot of her face and eyes which are very focused and intent looking
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chip πŸ”’ @wd.teleri.net Β· May 8
I think that's up to you, honestly
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chip πŸ”’ @wd.teleri.net Β· May 8
... what... what was wrong with NTP?
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chip πŸ”’ @wd.teleri.net Β· May 8
endorse
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chip πŸ”’ @wd.teleri.net Β· May 8
as humans? absolutely not. somehow the Cubs both had 2016 and have managed to at least stay vaguely relevant most seasons since, so I guess they win by sheer virtue of ... owning the team that is not the White Sox
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chip πŸ”’ @wd.teleri.net Β· May 8
there is no way His Holiness condones rooting for a Reinsdorf-owned team. absolutely no way.
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chip πŸ”’ @wd.teleri.net Β· May 8
with the new Pope being from Chicago, can we assume the Vatican will *finally* get a Portillo's? a bit of beef dip during mass would be great
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chip πŸ”’ @wd.teleri.net Β· May 8
this isn't meant to be a review series, but the Teams (really, Skype) wink emoji is decidedly unhorny. what it *is*, is clearly tweaked the fuck out on adderrall or something
a pixelated-yet-blurry capture of the winking face emoji. the head is tilted, the left eye is closed in a winking gesture, the right eye and mouth seem *extremely* open, with the bottom of the open eye slightly obscured by the ... cheek? of the emoji? do emoji have cheeks? i guess they would? sorry for getting off topic in the alt text
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chip πŸ”’ @wd.teleri.net Β· May 8
you lost me at "green text"
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chip πŸ”’ @wd.teleri.net Β· May 8
not me, i think it's great, but i am also not your hinge target i am pretty sure
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chip πŸ”’ @wd.teleri.net Β· May 8
charting your coolness attributes might, for some, undermine the coolness of which you plot
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chip πŸ”’ @wd.teleri.net Β· May 8
this is fun because the chart submarines itself
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