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🎃ctobertt
@weakcookies.bsky.social
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Cats, music, lolz, from TN, live in Indy, Crohns, married since 2000 to a real super lady.
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · Jan 29
I like big CLOUDS 🧖‍♂️
and I cannot LIE 😇
I refer ya to my alveo-LI 🫁
That when a nail heats up 📛
and hits the ooey gooey gunk 🦠
and I’m coughing up a chunk 💨
I gets DUMB! 😵‍💫
Wanna grab the juice 🧃
Cuz a dab done knocked me loose 🫨
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 1m
Ok on the count of three, let’s all say our favorite Blue Man Group song, because it’s only fair that no one person would have that hanging over them, someone knowing their fave BMG jammy without the other knowing theirs.
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 43m
We are on the dark side of the moon now
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 45m
They can take that Job and shove it
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 3h
Got the flu and Covid vaccines today at our Kroger. 💪 💪
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 3h
How many is that in dawg years
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 3h
The first date me and wife had was the Arkansas/Tennessee game in 1998, where it rained and was miserable and we left early, only to have the game end in a miracle win for TN
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 5h
After doing it up big in 23, I did nothing in 24, so 25 is sorta feeling like a double fog machine year
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 6h
$7200 lol
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 6h
deploying Halloween decor
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 11h
😬
Bender from futurama, holding a beer and cigar
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 11h
Takes forever, zero reward, what a life
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 23h
Going to sleep now just so I can wake early and look for the broccoli
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 1d
Their albums fell off after Blue Man left the band
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 1d
What is your favorite Blue Man Group song? So many good ones I know
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 1d
Unsolicited slick chick
Freshly hatched chick
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 1d
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
Max Headroom (TV series) - Wikipedia
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 1d
Nickname: “Lil Lickems”
Full name: Little Lick Thems
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 1d
Did you ever see Max Headroom? There was a black market body parts angle to that plot
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 1d
I have never actually thanked my legs I guess
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 1d
My legs don’t appreciate being taken for granted all these years, and are now going to be real pissbabies about things
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 1d
So many bangers
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 1d
Gonna donate my ‘76 legs and see if I can get into a nice set of used ‘06 pins
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 1d
My legs don’t appreciate being taken for granted all these years, and are now going to be real pissbabies about things
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 1d
What is your favorite Blue Man Group song? So many good ones I know
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 1d
Who up harvesting babies for they adrenochrome
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 1d
Look what the peaceniks made you do!
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🎃ctobertt @weakcookies.bsky.social · 1d
Not me getting misty listening to Viagra Boys