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@web3bandit.bsky.social

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Bandit 🥷🏾 @web3bandit.bsky.social · Sep 18

I came on here to check bsky one last time before deleting. Then saw that @hmm.pics followed me so I'm like "ok let's see what's going on"

TLDR i'm not deleting the app. I will be checking in regularly to steal memes shamelessly.

Bandit 🥷🏾 @web3bandit.bsky.social · Aug 9

do people still use this app?

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Bandit 🥷🏾 @web3bandit.bsky.social · Jul 17

Everybody saying RIP Twitter but this app right here is the real murder victim.

Bandit 🥷🏾 @web3bandit.bsky.social · Jul 6

Who's threading rn?

Bandit 🥷🏾 @web3bandit.bsky.social · Jul 4

spoken like a glizzy connoisseur

Bandit 🥷🏾 @web3bandit.bsky.social · Jul 4

Why did the hot dog never lose an argument?

Because wieners don't quit.

Bandit 🥷🏾 @web3bandit.bsky.social · Jul 4

Because their ToS are straight out of data privacy hell

Bandit 🥷🏾 @web3bandit.bsky.social · Jul 4

So who's volunteering to check out Zuck's new app and tell us what they're cooking?

Bandit 🥷🏾 @web3bandit.bsky.social · Jul 2

Why not?

Bandit 🥷🏾 @web3bandit.bsky.social · Jul 2

You'd know firsthand 🌝

Bandit 🥷🏾 @web3bandit.bsky.social · Jul 2

fair enough

Bandit 🥷🏾 @web3bandit.bsky.social · Jul 2

Why is everyone on this app so horny?

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Bandit 🥷🏾 @web3bandit.bsky.social · Jul 1

Clicked on an Elon Musk tweet and got rate-limited for 72 hours

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Bandit 🥷🏾 @web3bandit.bsky.social · Jul 2

Have you ever seen a retired shitposter? It's a dangerous job.

Bandit 🥷🏾 @web3bandit.bsky.social · Jul 2

Off to horny jail you go

Bandit 🥷🏾 @web3bandit.bsky.social · Jul 2

God please no

Bandit 🥷🏾 @web3bandit.bsky.social · Jul 2

We run out of urban dictionary entries or what 😂

Bandit 🥷🏾 @web3bandit.bsky.social · Jul 2

Naww this ain't natural

Bandit 🥷🏾 @web3bandit.bsky.social · Jul 2

How's the world gonna ever take this app seriously 😂

Bandit 🥷🏾 @web3bandit.bsky.social · Jul 1

😂

Bandit 🥷🏾 @web3bandit.bsky.social · Jul 1

I got roasted in a shitposter thread for my pfp

Bandit 🥷🏾 @web3bandit.bsky.social · Jul 1

So we're really sticking with "skeet" huh

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Bandit 🥷🏾 @web3bandit.bsky.social · Jul 1

Clicked on an Elon Musk tweet and got rate-limited for 72 hours

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Bandit 🥷🏾 @web3bandit.bsky.social · Jun 28

In a rapidly evolving society, trends tend to shift rapidly but it's really a slow process of taste-making for the future.

We're slinging a million ideas at the wall. Some will stick. A few will form next gen culture.

Keep slinging 🫡

Bandit 🥷🏾 @web3bandit.bsky.social · Jun 22

oh you take a pic of your gf on your iPhone for the memories?

yeah well I have my gf wear matching outfits with me, set up a tripod and bright lights, and pose like sexy power rangers together.