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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 21m

I've never owned a pair of binoculars before.

But it's something I'd like to look into

Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 1h

All the King’s men: “Sorry your highness, we couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together”

King: “Let the horses try!”

Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 3h

My hotel tried to charge me ten extra dollars for air conditioning.

That wasn’t cool

Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 4h

I’ve been working really hard on my spelling lately.

My teacher says I’m almost their

Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 7h

How does a DNA molecule moisten a stamp?

Helix it

Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 8h

There once was a man from Peru.

Whose limerick was three lines too few

Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 10h

Did you hear about the police gnome?

He works in lawn enforcement

Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 16h

I met my wife at a local chess tournament.

She made the first move

Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 17h

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey!

Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 18h

Nine months isn't really that long.

It just feels like a maternity

Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 21h

I have been teaching my dog to fetch tools from my workshop. He’s not perfect.

But he knows the drill

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 22h

I couldn’t figure out how the seat belt worked.

Then it just clicked

Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 1d

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

It's tearable

Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 1d

Invest in pasta companies.

Worth every penne

Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 1d

Netflix should have a category called “easy to follow while looking at your phone the whole time"

Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 1d

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body?

He's all right now

Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 1d

There’s something about subtraction that just doesn’t add up

Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 1d

Accordion to a recent survey,

Replacing words with musical instruments can often go unnoticed

Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 1d

I needed a password that was eight characters long.

So I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

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Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 1d

What do you call an island entirely populated by cupcakes?

Desserted

Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 1d

I went out for a drink with Medusa.

Ended up getting stoned instead

Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 1d

Be nice to your dentist.

They have fillings too

Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 1d

Why isn't suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can ever get is bronze

Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 1d

Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.

That's the punch line

Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes.bsky.social · 2d

I'm developing a new app that allows astronauts to video chat from space.

It's called SpaceTime