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Stephen
@wenlock.bsky.social
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Outrageous, alarming, courageous, charming. #TheArchers listener and @Dumteedum co-presenter.
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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 1d
Oh I do hope so. But I want the fall to be drawn out, like the House of Usher. #TheArchers
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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 1d
Nobody is going to turn up. #TheArchers
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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 1d
Amber is not going to appreciate a multicoloured bouquet. She will want something properly curated in a single shade, ideally blood red. #TheArchers
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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 1d
No plus ones? What about Plus Fours? I’m sure Martyn Gibson has several pairs. #TheArchers
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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 1d
Straws and napkins. Sounds like an interesting game. #TheArchers
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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 1d
A redwing with a worm. Deeply symbolic of something. #TheArchers
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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 1d
Amber didn’t tell George that @keridavies.bsky.social had Bartleby brutally executed by firing squad. #TheArchers
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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 1d
Thanks. I think Susan needs to load up her car with gallons of the stuff. #TheArchers
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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 1d
George needs to escape from Amber already. That’s promising. #TheArchers
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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 1d
TMI #TheArchers
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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 3d
The post office is closed for the duration. #TheArchers
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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 3d
White chocolate blondies stuffed with half-baked chocolate chip cookie dough. I’m sure Fallon has a recipe. #TheArchers
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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 3d
Or don’t. Just get on with it either way. #TheArchers
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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 3d
Just in case somebody wants to re-enact the Bible story of Jael and Sisera, with George Grundy as Sisera. #TheArchers
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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 3d
Soup and tinned fruit. Ideal items for throwing at George.

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 3d
“I think Martha and me are going to have our own little bonfire. Tomorrow night at No.1 The Green.”

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 3d
A COVID-style service? A few weeks of monologues? #TheArchers
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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 3d
“He will never be family to me.” Until George and Amber’s son marries Martha.

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 3d
“The Scottish Holiday”? Is it unlucky to use its real name? #TheArchers
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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 3d
Or Krakatoa. #TheArchers
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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 3d
Today is the last day that Ambridge remains free of George. A wake for civilisation is being held at The Bull. #TheArchers
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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 3d
Susan has a brainwave.

She goes over to Grange Farm and borrows some old village fête stuff. She sets it up inside St Stephen’s and prepares to spend the night with Joe’s old lump hammer and a real life game of Splat the Rat.

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 3d
Chris makes his feelings clear.

He sprays “George Grundy is a scrote” across the front of Number 1, The Green.

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 4d
The Cosmopolitan is timeless? It was invented no earlier than the 1970s. Modern vodka-based rubbish.

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Stephen @wenlock.bsky.social · 4d
Chest pains in the bar? Probably a toxic squash. Was Ian told?

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