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Gazpacho Soup

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🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 Living with Chronic Fatigue Syndrome Indie game designer & writer Sometimes I build/paint minis He/Him Dyslexic, Socialist, BLM, Bloody remoaner, LGBTQ+ ally Apatheist Dice Wargaming TTRPGs/D&D

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Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · Mar 19

Hi folks
Lil intro to what I post about
Wargaming – started around 2000
Running TTRPGs (mostly 5e) – started around 2018
UK politics
Living with Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
#gazpachofilmclub
Television
I'm an indie wargaming & TTRPG creator
I blog sometimes
No AI
Come and say hi 😀
Links below

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Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · 16h

Is anyone running a spooky boardgame night this Halloween?
Would any of you like a free copy of my boardgame?
It's just the rules
You'll need:
dungeon tiles, anything with a 1 inch grid would work
A set of zombie/skeleton/hero minis

One of you will run the dungeon
Your players will do the exploring

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Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · 1d

Hey peeps

I'm looking for a Wargamers Against Fascism logo and I can't for the life of me find one

Help please!

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Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · 2d

I finished the Count of Monte Cristo and I ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT! I really hope there is a second series after the events of the book where he heads off into the sunset and does a sort of A-team where he rights the wrongs of people he comes across

That would be fab

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · Sep 3

I'm halfway through watching The Count of Monte Cristo (2024) and it's absolutely bloody brilliant TV! There are 8 episodes and they look beautiful. And a few familiar faces. Just love the story. The book has been on my list for ages, but at least not I've seen it. Defo recommend

#goodtelly

Lots of blue. A white bearded man in a long coat with his back to us is standing on some rocks with a big wave breaking on them. He is looking over his left shoulder & turning his body to look at the camera. Beyond is an island in the sea. And to the left it reads The Count of Monte Cristo

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · 12d

Oh hey!
Bluesky logged out on my phone and I decided to leave it like that. I was spending too long on my phone anyway, so one less app was a good idea.
Plus I was just posting for the sake of it rather than 'hey this is a cool thing I did'

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · 21d

40K 3rd Edition boxset

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · 22d

Party Hard by Andrew WK
But every time he says Party it speeds up by 2%

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wccf...

Andrew W.K. - Party Hard

YouTube video by AndrewWKVEVO

www.youtube.com

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · 29d

Lawful Good - Putting your bin out at the right time. Not on the pavement in the way of blind/hard of sight people (like the end of your driveway or on the grass

Lawful Neutral - Putting your bin out

Lawful Evil - Putting your bin out at the end of your neighbour's driveway before they leave

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · Sep 30

absolutely
and if you cut the magazine off and green stuffed those divots in the barrel it would be a good flamethrower too!

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · Sep 30

Things were a bit stressy yesterday (and today also is going to be a bit)

But when I came down this morning form breakfast I saw the Waitrose Almond Croissants I bought yesterday (and promptly forgot about)

So for 5 minutes this morning it was a good day
🥐

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · Sep 30

Nice

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · Sep 28

I don't have gods in my setting because irl I don't like religion. It's not an interesting topic for me to explore

BUT I do have elemental dragons

Magic comes from the (im)balance of the elements

You can get earth/storm/blood dragons etc and there are elder godlike-but-not-divine titan dragons 👍

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · Sep 28

Tres vague and evocative 😎

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · Sep 28

Yes the shrouds of WotC and all that

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · Sep 27

Oh hey
I gone done a thing
It's a silly spell for D&D 5e

I'll post more about it later, but for now enjoy

www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · Sep 27

nice

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · Sep 25

@dailydael.bsky.social oh hey, I've not seen you on youtube in a while, which is a shame cos brilliant

anywhoo, if I may

why do Clerics get the spells they get and why do the other classes get the spells they get, while there is some overlap and also not?

what's the vibe with that in 5e?

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Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · Sep 23

My review for Ghost Recon Wildlands is:

I'd rather be playing Far Cry 3

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · Sep 22

Me: Tactical Aardvark
Them: You mean Armadillo
Me: *sighs* Yes

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · Sep 20

If I was in my teens & 20s in the 70s I would be so bummed when the 80s wasn't a giant disco ball. I'd be Disco Stu or Tony P in Mystery Men
DISCO IS NOT DEAD!

Not to say the 80s had great music also
I think labels and self identification are really interesting
Like I like metal but it isn't life

a man in a green coat is dancing in a room

Alt: Eddie Izzard in Mystery Men a man in a long coat with fur collar is doing the finger pointing dance from Saturday Night Fever

media.tenor.com

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · Sep 19

Excellent
I love this

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · Sep 19

Mr Pamuk 🤝
Mr Pamuk 😉
Mr Pamuk 🛏️
Mr Pamuk *☠️*
Mr Pamuk 😱

#downtonabby

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · Sep 17

Look, I think Diane Abbot is a crap politician
But I wouldn't be racist about saying I wouldn't vote for her
That's fucking stupid yo

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · Sep 16

Trent Reznor: 🎶I want to fuck you like an animal🎶
Trent Reznor: *goes in search of twigs & meticulously arranges them so as to make a lil platform & arch*
Trent Reznor: *decorates platform with blue things*
Trent Reznor: *waits on lil platform for a female to come by & performs an intricate dance*

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · Sep 14

Great stuff

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · Sep 12

Cremo ad: You deserve a fragrance that's fit for Royalty
Me: a Royal Warrant is a 'hey we supply the Royal household with our product' and J Floris has a Royal Warrant for perfume

See:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

Others (rumoured):
www.marieclaire.co.uk/beauty/fragr...

Sadly no Cremo lol