Michael Féaux-Wood
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Michael Féaux-Wood
@whistlecraft.bsky.social
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Britain's Sleepiest Man. Portraitist, Proud Father and Prevaricator. Occasional excitable podcast guest.
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Hello everyone. I'm an artist making strangely humorous works as I pick through the flot/jetsam on my mental beach. Join me for fun and fellowship.
I don't have storage. Just keep sending them to your usual address for now.
No way, it'll be varnished to the max to protect it from heavy boogie-ing of all styles.
I love Pip Torrens' performance in it. Also the scene with the dripping tap is wonderfully tense and frightening, if marred by the hi-speed jumpscare that follows.
There's a petition to get some really good hardwood flooring laid down over his grave.
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Dick Cheney won't see your mean jokes about his death, but Tony Blair will, hopefully.
In Berlin I used to walk to work past a tackle shop that had a calendar displaying a nude lady posing with a caught fish for ever month.
So glad to see that people are taking care of their lamp post Union jacks and Saint George crosses by not letting them fall down or become damaged or torn.
Look out for the tea towel with a map of Wales on it behind Christopher Walken at around the 1 hour mark.
By the time he said it for a third time I had lost all societal inhibitions, like in that other The Fog.
I heard Toby Hadoke say "Fucking" TWICE. What am I supposed to do with that?
Right, I've decided what my legacy to the world will be. I want to compile a treasury of the rude versions of pop songs and hymns that we made up as kids. Please submit anything, no matter what your age.
Looks like the blokes from Modern Talking had a child together.
L to R- Little Tim, Bob and Benedict Wong
I find all of Blackpool depressing, seeing that would have finished me off.
No takers yet for the portrait of a winking Keith Allen.
Not painted by me, I must add.
Here's my attempt to reach out to new followers with a hot take:

HP Lovecraft is the George Lucas of Horror. Rubbish writer, but created a mythos that the public engaged with and played with by themselves.
Witchy Rays. Acrylic gel monoprint.
The final part of my #13daysofhalloween
Hope it has given you pleasure.

Have a happy Halloween, and if you're raising the dead tonight, don't forget to put them back an hour before sunrise.

#Halloween2025
#halloween
Words fail me.
Watch this.

Open your eyes to this brutality.

ICE beats up, drags & abducts this disabled visually impaired man.

Now share this.

Everyone must see the brutality of this administration & ask themselves what they are doing to push back.

You have power.

Even sharing this video exerts that power.
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Dr Who or Transformers.
@daveyjones.bsky.social
You're spitting in the face of the poor woman whose job it is to edit them out in the first place.