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whitehousebird.bsky.social
@whitehousebird.bsky.social
· May 5
Me: 2
Doocy: 0
whitehousebird.bsky.social
@whitehousebird.bsky.social
· Apr 12
a bird is sitting on a person 's finger in front of a christmas tree and says high five .
ALT: a bird is sitting on a person 's finger in front of a christmas tree and says high five .
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whitehousebird.bsky.social
@whitehousebird.bsky.social
· Apr 12
This was his warning, next time, I’ll poo on him.
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whitehousebird.bsky.social
@whitehousebird.bsky.social
· Apr 12
I do what I can
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whitehousebird.bsky.social
@whitehousebird.bsky.social
· Apr 12
It’s true. Especially the bald eagles.
whitehousebird.bsky.social
@whitehousebird.bsky.social
· Apr 12
Shhhhhhhh
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whitehousebird.bsky.social
@whitehousebird.bsky.social
· Apr 12
Tweet tweet
Peter Doocy
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whitehousebird.bsky.social
@whitehousebird.bsky.social
· Apr 11
Nah, he sucked at that too. He really is worthless.
whitehousebird.bsky.social
@whitehousebird.bsky.social
· Apr 11
a man with glasses and the words " it 's true " behind him
ALT: a man with glasses and the words " it 's true " behind him
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whitehousebird.bsky.social
@whitehousebird.bsky.social
· Apr 11
Doocy was smiling the whole time because he secretly has a bird fetish.
We don’t kink shame here, but we do plan to continue to take advantage of this particular proclivity of his.
whitehousebird.bsky.social
@whitehousebird.bsky.social
· Apr 11
I was just part of the first wave. Just wait til we send in the bald eagles. They’re REALLY pissed off.
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whitehousebird.bsky.social
@whitehousebird.bsky.social
· Apr 11
Yeah, he sucks.
whitehousebird.bsky.social
@whitehousebird.bsky.social
· Apr 11
I mean, it’s awfully roomy in there, but I couldn’t stand the smell. He stinks!
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whitehousebird.bsky.social
@whitehousebird.bsky.social
· Apr 11
Oh no, I would never have sex with that idiot. No one is THAT desperate.
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whitehousebird.bsky.social
@whitehousebird.bsky.social
· Apr 11
He calls me dirty but he’s the one who stinks!
whitehousebird.bsky.social
@whitehousebird.bsky.social
· Apr 11
Next time I’ll make sure to poop on him too
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whitehousebird.bsky.social
@whitehousebird.bsky.social
· Apr 11
And I’ll do it again.
Hoodlum 🇺🇸
@nothoodlum.bsky.social
· Apr 11
Bird attacks Peter Doocy.
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