Whitney Friedlander
@whitneyfriedlander.com
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Animal and snack enthusiast. TV writer (the kind who writes about it; not for it) https://www.chatwithcharley.org/
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Regular reminder that, with obits, it's better to be right than first.
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*Maybe if I write something witty here, an editor will notice me and hire me*
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And "back and to the left" was RIGHT THERE.
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I mean, if you're talking about a city that thrives on catchy phrases and fake friendships ...
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Not sure what it means that the LA friend.com ads aren't as obviously creepy as the ones in NYC.
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🔥 As you may have seen, in recent days, I've been going to the Broadview ICE facility near where I live. For @vanityfair.com I wrote about those protests & the hell that the Chicago area is being put through thanks to ICE/DHS. I hope you'll read this & share it. www.vanityfair.com/news/story/c...
Postcard From Chicago: There’s an ICE Facility in My Backyard
Chicago was not a war zone when Trump’s Operation Midway Blitz began. DHS and ICE have made it one.
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This is the Steve Buscemi gif if he were playing his Sopranos character.
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Except, in this case, she gets hit with the filing cabinet
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You know it's awards season when ...
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I mean, I'm glad she's so pro-cat.
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At an AMC at 9:45 am. My kid thinks it’s to see Gabby’s Dollhouse. It’s really to pay respect to Nicole Kidman during her trying time.
a woman in a striped suit is looking up at the sun
ALT: a woman in a striped suit is looking up at the sun
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I have nothing to post. I just need a hit of dopamine.
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Being a parent means accepting that even Alexa doesn’t listen to you.
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Searched Amazon for “cat swim goggles.” I should have been more specific.
AI generated image of a cat wearing glasses.
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Traffic in Los Angeles grinds to a standstill as a Waymo waits for a delivery robot to clear the intersection before turning left …
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It me
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going bankrupt treating my cat's personality disorder plus i think the therapist is telling him to leave me
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5yo: Mom, do parents lie?

Me: No.
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Great for Jimmy Kimmel (and democracy). But now there's absolutely no way an editor is going to respond to one of my pitches today.