kelsey but like spooky
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Jets gotta go into full rebuild right?
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Omg Utah playing in all that rain they’re gonna get soa— [I proceed to be yanked off stage by a cane]
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Utah getting ready to host San Diego on a rainy Saturday night 🌧️

Coming up at 10:50pm ET on @paramountplus and NWSL+ 📺
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Do you perchance have some down bitches you can call
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If we win the ship I’m getting a Carducci kit
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Me after paying way too much for DoorDash after being drunk and funny for 7 hours
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A League of Her Own was also sick but I only got to enjoy that once on my own
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Genuinely the only part I miss about living in Alexandria is the DC Metro (which I didn’t even get to reliably enjoy because I moved two months before COVID)
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The streetcar stop nearby opens in two weeks which helps but also still like… come on you can’t keep trying to develop a downtown area without good public transit. Your population is too spread out for that to work. Either figure it out or you’ll get even more DUIs
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My dream is for Kansas City to develop into the kind of place I can travel 4.5 miles in less than a full hour without having to drive myself so I can go there and drink without having to worry about the amount of time I should stop so I can drive myself home
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I have finally made it home like… 45 min to an hour after leaving CPKC, including me still having to walk, and paying like 20 bucks for an uber to get me here. Incredibly stupid.
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Ty sir I’ve been trying to pay someone to get me to my apartment for like a half an hour and also walked elsewhere for it
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Shoutout to the Lyft driver that I finally acquired that cares minimally about traffic laws
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I beg that they give me a survey to fill out this week because genuinely it has been one of the worst things I’ve ever done
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Trying to get home from CPKC right now is genuinely one of the worst experiences of my life
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I am trying to uber home and it is a nightmare @ Angie and Chris why is this the worst experience ever
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(I physically put my hand over my mouth reading this)
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baby no!!!! (I can’t reply to the initial tweet so I’m replying to this)
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She also scored a header which many have said is the defining factor
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I asked her to knock that ball down and she said no, which I specifically think is fucked up @likethe309.bsky.social
Danielle looking intently at the field over the spare ball which is like 2 inches in front of her
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GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DOOONE
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"Teal Pony Club" tifo from the @kcbluecrew ahead of the KC Current game. #KCBaby #NWSL
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Will someone please tell my guy big tex that I miss him
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Oh shit I didn’t realize it was red river week