Tyler!
@whoaisthattyler.bsky.social
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ok i was too narrow minded before

i was a glacier freeze truther

however the other blue variety blue cherry is also fire

i have expanded my horizons
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me: not wearing a shirt while cooking is intelligent! this way my clothes can't be splattered with oil

me when my me is splattered with oil: :C
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i spent basically all day playing Strange Antiquities w my friend

it was so fun when we accidentally got the secret ending right away bc we are both Insane

and Must Solve A Puzzle Or We Will Explode

god i love puzzle games

i need more. MORE
whoaisthattyler.bsky.social
cons:
❌ ugly color
❌ lil dent on left side :(
❌ 30% chance of explosion at any given time
whoaisthattyler.bsky.social
ugh did not drum for 3 days

deeply understimulated

i can tell bc i yearn for a recreational facility where you can fight strangers while on crack cocaine

however i will do the hinged thing and take melatonin so i can sleep early and drum tmrw instead of ruin my own life

✨ wisdom ✨
whoaisthattyler.bsky.social
but fucked up part is

i think he actually is the fattest

he was my pick from the beginning

so like

you know

but also

STILL

anyway
whoaisthattyler.bsky.social
fat bear week slightly imba ngl

you can’t call one of them “chunk” and the rest of them numbers

and then be like “hmm wonder who will win”

no the human mind will be biased

biased towards the chunk

simple psychologie
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or capsicum as they call it in bluey
whoaisthattyler.bsky.social
nobody ever tells you how funny it is on a day to day basis to have no functional memory

i rly be out here like “mmm this pepper smells great! BETTER GIVE IT A BIG SNIFF”

and then get mad at sneezing about it

like that’s not pepper’s main thing
whoaisthattyler.bsky.social
i was thinking as i was in bed that weirdly, one of the experiences i am most thankful for this year is being flat broke

i think everyone should get to experience what it’s like to have people help you while knowing you might never be able to repay them
whoaisthattyler.bsky.social
pisses me off how addictive my personality is

how i cant go to sleep bc im addicted to being awake 💀 💀 💀

i hate it here
whoaisthattyler.bsky.social
plese..... i want ot eat dirt cup......
whoaisthattyler.bsky.social
one of my favorite genres of song is the one that plays from tape after the concert is over when the band is doing their bow

the Aftercare song

it’s always something rly peaceful and refreshing
whoaisthattyler.bsky.social
do you have a strong sense of what color cat you would be if you were a cat

i'm fairly certain i would be a stripey kind
whoaisthattyler.bsky.social
This is horrifying. Also ferrets!! 😭 Alas so many of nature's wonderful creatures are shaped like tubes
whoaisthattyler.bsky.social
how quickly i have forgotten the mistakes of my ancestors

i was cooking w cinnamon and had some left over on my spoon so i thought “best not waste this” and put it in my mouth
whoaisthattyler.bsky.social
it’s fucking me up cuz i went from “never touched a kit” to being able to play stuff by ear close enough and make up stuff that sounds okay to go along with music (even in odd time!!)

i rly wanted to be able to jam comfortably w other musicians & i think im there!!
whoaisthattyler.bsky.social
so ive been playing drums for a couple months now and it’s fuckin me up

cuz ive never learned something so fast in my life

APPARENTLY the way i was taught how to learn just rly didn’t work for me as a person

WHO KNEW
whoaisthattyler.bsky.social
a clusterfuck isnt what i thought it was when i was little (a sex act that cannot be comprehended)
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i also did not anticipate talking to this many teens and college kids on the internet about this

but that is the situation

record roulette is a helluva drug
whoaisthattyler.bsky.social
i did not anticipate 2025 being “year i spend ungodly amount of time talking to 60 year old men on the internet”

but my $1 record addiction has become something of a problem
whoaisthattyler.bsky.social
what i appreciate about the internet is there will be posts like “is lil jon truly lil? is he larger or smaller than the average man”

and then there will be a thread like “where are you pulling the data for average size of man?” “which dimension of size are we measuring? volume? mass? height?”
whoaisthattyler.bsky.social
i do actually want to taste pumpkin in pumpkin spice flavored things 😭 pumpkin flavor is peak. some pumpkin spice stuff does include pumpkin flavoring and some don’t!! and im into the stuff that does 🔥 🤘
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booty shorts with this printed on the butt