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Mike Celestino

@whosthebossk.bsky.social

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Pop culture, theme parks, my wife, and our cats make me happy. Not necessarily in that order. Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/5AP3D

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Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 2d

“It’s not the Fourth of July or New Year’s Eve, so I guess a sports team must have won.” - me when I hear fireworks in L.A.

Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 2d

I think if you choose not to have children you shouldn’t age or die. That should be your reward.

Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 2d

#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday @letterboxd.social #Halloween

Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 3d

I should have invested in K-Pop Demon Hunters Halloween costumes.

Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 6d

Do you think MC Hammer ever got the pepper he needed from the Addams Family?

Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 6d

I had a dream that I was prepping to pitch @alyankovic.bsky.social on a feature-length documentary about his life and career. “You told the fake story; now let’s tell the real story!” was my big selling point. I don’t think he was sold on the idea.

Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 7d

Vince Gilligan must be so pissed that he made “El Camino” during the brief period when Jesse Plemons was fat.

Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 9d

We will look back on this period as the days of the Mad King.

Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 9d

I will be spending most of the next week counting down the moments until I can buy that Goonies LEGO set.

Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 10d

I knew this would prove correct but I couldn’t have predicted how irritatingly correct I was.

Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 14d

I’m sure the discourse surrounding this abandoned Ben Solo movie will be a pleasant one.

Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 10d

Happy birthday!

Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 10d

#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday @letterboxd.social

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Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 11d

I don’t care about basketball at all but I cannot wait to see the movie about this NBA mafia scandal.

Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 12d

I really don’t know shit about Doctor Who.

Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 13d

They put the banana Runts in there as a reminder that at least 20% of life is just awful.

Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 13d

Trump taking a backhoe to the White House feels like a page out of “Too-Obvious Metaphors” magazine.

Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 14d

Ha.

Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 14d

That’s fair. I feel like Magneto and Vision have similar capes.

Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 14d

Fassbender and Blanchett. I’ve heard good things!

Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 14d

Someday I will watch Black Bag!

Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 14d

Insert gif of George Clooney throwing his tie on the ground from Out of Sight.

Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 14d

www.thewrap.com/adam-driver-...

Disney Nixed a Ben Solo 'Star Wars' Movie Directed by Steven Soderbergh, Adam Driver Says

Disney nixed a Ben Solo “Star Wars” movie that was to be directed by Steven Soderbergh, Adam Driver said in a recent interview.

www.thewrap.com

Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 14d

I’m sure the discourse surrounding this abandoned Ben Solo movie will be a pleasant one.

Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 17d

“When you get punched in the mouth, it’s your own teeth that do most of the damage.” - old saying, maybe

Mike Celestino @whosthebossk.bsky.social · 17d

#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday @letterboxd.social