Mack
@wifeguy.org
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Executive ‘producer’ of the @itschristmastown.bsky.social podcast. More ‘shit poster’ than ‘shitposter’. Your favorite Wife Guy’s favorite Wife Guy.
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Mack @wifeguy.org · Jun 12
You can tell a True Wife Guy then by the way he never *tells you* he’s a wife guy. This is really the truest distinction: if you can tell a guy truly loves his wife, then he’s a Wife Guy. If he has to tell you, then he’s a Wife Guy *eye roll*. Anyway, hope this helps 5/5
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Hell yeah; We call that the ‘SyFy Sweet Spot’ in this household*

*I am the only one that calls it that
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Update: I now know how a car going through a brushless car wash feels.
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Shower or esoteric kink device?
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I’ll have more information once we try and use it: we are both too scared to try
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You make a compelling argument
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Shower or esoteric kink device?
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I don’t really have a point here beyond that original person being an absolute sociopath. Though it was funny I ended up on a ‘Louvre of Bluesky followers’ list haha
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It’s very funny to me that someone was like ‘The Louvre of Bluesky is the equivalent of Libs of TikTok’ and yet they didn’t have any issues with Freezing Cold Takes, which has basically the same bit.
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lol it’s terrible. When played it should never be with lyrics. Talk about cringe
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That we even play the anthem is one of those silly things that people attribute to patriotism when the reality was ‘the only way to hear music played was live and it just sort of hung around’
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I’m glad you aren’t either
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Be careful or you’ll be next
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I definitely think it’s the latter. He def gives me ‘what else am i going to do’ vibes.
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Being left alone is exhausting
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It’s much shorter than a lot of people realize. I love you just the way you are, buddy
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New ‘short kings’ just dropped
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BACKBEATS is out one month from today and it’s a real book! One that Kirkus says is great! johnlingan.com to preorder.
BACKBEATS
A HISTORY of
ROCK AND ROLL' in FIFTEEN DRUMMERS
JOHN LINGAN
First page of the book’s intro. A two-page spread of photos featuring the Rollibg Stones, Earl Palmer, and more. "Fascinating reading...Loud but often overlooked, drummers get their due in this entertaining survey...Lingan does a terrific job explaining the technical aspects of drumming to a lay audience; this book is accessible to any rock fan, even ones who don't know the difference between a snare and a tom."
—Kirkus Reviews
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I vetoed that idea haha
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Big guy in a little coffin
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Rather than exercise their power as a co-equal branch of government these republicans would much rather act helpless and wring their hands. Feckless cowards.
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humina humina 😍
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Anyway, I think how invested people feel about music and artists is really fascinating since you get similar, but not quite, with movies. I think this is definitely one of those ‘when the dust settles people won’t be nearly so mad about this as they’re acting now’ sort of albums.
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I think as someone squarely in the middle—I like her music but I’m not personally invested—the reality’s sort of in the middle: it’s a perfectly solid album that I can bob my head to. Im not going out of my way to seek it out, but I’m not pressing skip as hard as I can for any of the songs.