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Wife Liquor, b.s., Ph.Don't, esq.

@wifeliquor.bsky.social

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✳️Mister Prattle✳️ @bedfordprattle.bsky.social · 1d

I dont care if its ooc!!! I need this
Also good morning

#spamtenna

Spamton: [Nice!] [Boiled!] [FRESH!] water!

Spamton: [Tenth]?

Tenna: Sorry, I just... I waited so long for you to come back. I thought you were gonna be "bigger and better than ever". Its nice that you still need me.

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effortfuck.bsky.social @effortfuck.bsky.social · 1d

mspainting it #deltaruined

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Collin @colliholly.bsky.social · 5d

I like to think he just carries that thing around in his pocket #deltarune

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gomennasans🔞 @gomennasans.bsky.social · 10d

first kiss

[ #spamtenna #spamton #tenna #DELTARUNE ]

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gomennasans🔞 @gomennasans.bsky.social · Aug 10

idk idk

#spamtenna #deltaruined #spamton #tenna

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👑 Arcade 👑 @quarefairy.bsky.social · 1d

good ol fashioned lover boy #spamtenna

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黒川啓太郎 @keriage.bsky.social · 19d

テナスパ📺☎️
#spamtenna

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黒川啓太郎 @keriage.bsky.social · 12d

Seeing this comment I got on Strawpage made me want to draw a comic…
#spamtenna

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黒川啓太郎 @keriage.bsky.social · 9d

Autumn #spamtenna

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Onionbiceps (18+) @onionbiceps.bsky.social · 2d

Spritz them with cleaning spray. Then turns on high powered pressure hose at maximum setting.
#deltaruined

Spamton is rather mad, pissed off even. Arms folded and scowl across the face as he talks mentally to himself. "OHH who the HELL does he think he is.. what- just because he's the boss he could make the rules?" He only digs deeper in his angry thought. "Well not with ME around. Not with ME in town."

"YES YES I'll show him. I'll show him what it means to be the Boss. When hes in a leash and collared." his thoughts continue on, "let's see the big boss man on all fours and whimpering HEEHEEHEE." He really likes thinking to himself, "and then- WAIT!" and finally now he's actually thinking about what he's thinking. That realization hitting him.

Spamton takes a moment to comprehend, and then cringes. Now he physically shouts out, "WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?" and so with it he begins to smack the side of his head, in attempt to snuff out anything else to come of this subject. "Can't be having these thoughts with me GOOD LORD"

Meanwhile all the way with tenna, he's just standing there with a packet of papers. He's having his own thoughts. "I sure hope I get TOUCHED today." He doesn't seem all that troubled over here.

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JOE @awkward-doktor.bsky.social · 7d

they’re fucking stupid
#spamtenna #tenna #spamton #deltarune

Wife Liquor, b.s., Ph.Don't, esq. @wifeliquor.bsky.social · 2d

@dandifferent.bsky.social lmao sorry if you were picturing something sexier than this, i couldn't help but make it extremely silly. might do a little bit steamier clothes-straightening another time

Wife Liquor, b.s., Ph.Don't, esq. @wifeliquor.bsky.social · 2d

#spamtenna by request!

a comic. spamton looks up at tenna and says, "your tie's a little off-center, CRT. lemme fixer-upper for you." he climbs onto tenna, grabbing his tie and bracing his foot against his torso, saying "pardon my halo reach." he climbs up onto tenna's shoulder to adjust his antenna, adding "aaaand i'll straight-and-narrow this out while i'm at it." in the end, tenna stands disheveled, his coat half-off, covered in footprints, while spamton rests his elbows on top of his head, satisfied and apparently unaware of the havoc he's wrought on tenna's outfit. "voila! good as new!" he says.

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milo 🔞 fell for the sexyman bait @wigglylamp92.bsky.social · 3d

had this one shelved for a bit bc i didnt like it #deltaruined

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wren white 💫 comms open @wrenstarlingwhite.bsky.social · 2d

heehoo the guys again..... also a springbeans-art spam i drew as a thank-you doodle :^)
#wrenart #art #deltarune #spamtenna

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Sean :o) @balloonboyismyson.bsky.social · 2d

I think about this a lot, and finally got it into comic form! #Spamtenna #Deltarune

Tenna and Spamton in bed. Tenna says, “Are you sure you’re okay sleeping in here with me? I can’t really control my volume while asleep.” Spamton replies, “NONSENSE, [boobtube].”
In the next panel, Spamton continues, “THE [street sign] W3RE ALWAYS [busseling], SO I COULD NEVER [conk] 2 [silence your phone] WHEN I WAZ 1N TH E [trash zone]. & [bee sides] SILENCE IZ WAT [come on down to-] BEFORE [a not so nice time], 2 SAY TH3 LEAST.”
Tenna then replies, “It really is a kill or be killed world, huh?”
Spamton replies, “NOT H3R3. NOT. W1TH. YOU. BY MY [side order].”

Wife Liquor, b.s., Ph.Don't, esq. @wifeliquor.bsky.social · 2d

me huffing on that musk: i love 2 smelt!

Wife Liquor, b.s., Ph.Don't, esq. @wifeliquor.bsky.social · 2d

i love 2 smelt!

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GrandmaPeach @yagrandmapeach.bsky.social · 20d

A dog told me to draw this #deltarune

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GrandmaPeach @yagrandmapeach.bsky.social · 18d

Would YOU buy a car from him?
#deltarune #spamton #spamtenna

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GrandmaPeach @yagrandmapeach.bsky.social · 16d

What do YOU look for in a partner?
#deltarune #spamtenna

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GrandmaPeach @yagrandmapeach.bsky.social · 15d

Sweet little honeypot ant #tenna

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GrandmaPeach @yagrandmapeach.bsky.social · 10d

My snoopy pen died to make that first #spamton so be nice

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GrandmaPeach @yagrandmapeach.bsky.social · 3d

Sorry you had to see that, ladies and GERMS #tenna #spamtenna

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gomennasans🔞 @gomennasans.bsky.social · 4d

cute thing

[ #deltaruined #spamtenna #spamton #tenna ]