William Burns
@williameburns.bsky.social
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A Knight of Fortune's Wheel. He/him.
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The great consolation of being a failure is that you have a much more accurate idea of who your friends are.
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"The Cat who Walked by Himself" is probably the best thing ever written about the relationship of human beings and cats.
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They also mean illegal by "rare"
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Killing smart-ass city folk is what Zero signed up for.
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Fuzz is terrified that if the brass ever decides to investigate him for any reason they'll find out about his gender dysphoria.
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The only civilian General Halftrack will fire on is Mrs. Halftrack.
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Finished the Perlstein tetralogy today. Learned a lot. A lot of it was a nostalgia thing for me growing up in the seventies. OTOH, it could have been cut by about a third without losing much.
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The American picture of colonial Spanish America is dominated by Mexico.
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America loves queer-friendly socialist Muslims!
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Who gets partitioned this goaround?
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I really do not want an American Frederick the Great, thank you.
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Jared? I don't know. . .
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Fake dictionaries are fun. Flaubert made a "Dictionary of Received ideas" which is very amusing.
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60's TV Batman set the pattern, and ever since all Catwomans can be divided into Julie Newmar Catwomans and Eartha Kitt Catwomans.
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Calvinophobia is a widespread madness.
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Over drinks with fellow archaeologists at a conference some decades ago, we discussed who we would hypothetically time travel to remove from history. Columbus and Calvin were the two universally chosen. Hitler was nearly unanimous but one person thought removing Goebbles was better.
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ALSO. ALSO. Needing us to find Europeans who condemned him for his actions at the time--and there are many! So many! My God so many!--is also some white supremacist bullshit, because the TAINO PEOPLE HE WAS MURDERING CERTAINLY CONDEMNED HIM FOR IT AND THEY WERE HUMAN BEINGS OF HIS TIME TOO.
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Also funny that apparently nobody cares about W's opinion.
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By anyone other than Gore Vidal.
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Etta James. You Can Leave Your Hat On
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Congratulations on your new White House job!
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Ben Jonson is funny even if the actors aren't that great.
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Why the NFL plays on Sundays.
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The trouble with Shakespeare's comedies is that they're not funny.
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Maybe he just wanted somebody to do the dishes.
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"He did all the really bad murders after converting" doesn't really sound like a defense of Christianity.