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Will Nett

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Have boots; will travel 🛂🌍📚✍️ Pen for hire; nearly a novelist. DM for all literary enquiries; freelance/talks etc.

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Will Nett @willnett.bsky.social · May 29

Giant hogweed, magic mushrooms and counterfeit bibles; the curious origins of my debut novel...

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I’ve written a novel and, naturally, I wrote it arse-first, as is my style... by Will Nett

I’ve written a novel. That’s right; it’s finished. If a book can ever be said to be finished.

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Will Nett @willnett.bsky.social · Jan 24

Barron Trump looks like three mini Frank Sidebottoms trying to sneak into a cinema.

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Will Nett @willnett.bsky.social · Sep 18

You're at a chemsex orgy; I'm decobwebbing the piano. We are not the same.

Will Nett @willnett.bsky.social · Sep 5

Currently developing a non-fiction version of my not-quite-finished debut novel- based on the original diaries that informed the novel in the first place; it's a perfect metastorm of ADHD symptoms. Wild.

Will Nett @willnett.bsky.social · Aug 19

The Pull-pit.

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Will Nett @willnett.bsky.social · Aug 15

'I'm ready for my close-up...'

I don't always go in for cosmetic surgery, but when I do it's almost always by accident.

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"The hotel is sterile- surgical-looking, almost, and not the Hansel and Gretel-style forest hut I’d anticipated..." by Will Nett

There’s a saying in Albania: ‘D’ya know when you’re waiting for a bus… and none come along at once.’ That.

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Will Nett @willnett.bsky.social · Aug 12

I beg your pardon?

Will Nett @willnett.bsky.social · Jul 14

Deleting the apps so I can meet someone the old fashioned way (fixing a blown gasket on my Dodge Charger when these two drive past on the way to Las Vegas)

Will Nett @willnett.bsky.social · Jun 26

Yorkshire 2032; the nation as far north as the River Tees under Chinese-backed Russian rule. Ahead of Vladimir Putin's 80th birthday celebration parade, on the beaches of Seaton Carew, one woman can spark the rebellion.

...On A Different Tuesday- 'Putingorod' by Will Nett.

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Will Nett @willnett.bsky.social · May 29

Probably a Harlequins fan.

Will Nett @willnett.bsky.social · May 29

Giant hogweed, magic mushrooms and counterfeit bibles; the curious origins of my debut novel...

harvey-duckman-is-alive.ghost.io/will-hogweed...

I’ve written a novel and, naturally, I wrote it arse-first, as is my style... by Will Nett

I’ve written a novel. That’s right; it’s finished. If a book can ever be said to be finished.

harvey-duckman-is-alive.ghost.io

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Will Nett @willnett.bsky.social · Apr 24

Vienna's amazing; more to see and do than in Krakow. Great food, also.

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Will Nett @willnett.bsky.social · Apr 22

The GOAT!

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Will Nett @willnett.bsky.social · Apr 20

Drillen und Sanden sounds like a German techno duo.

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Will Nett @willnett.bsky.social · Apr 20

Hi; prose nerd, here. What pentameter were they in?

Will Nett @willnett.bsky.social · Apr 19

I wrote about The Tournament in My Only Boro. Good to see him doing well. Might have a book for him to by the end of the year.

Will Nett @willnett.bsky.social · Apr 19

Fall II: Back to the Spire

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Will Nett @willnett.bsky.social · Apr 19

Watched Heist earlier this week; great stuff. Forgot he was a Boro lad.

Will Nett @willnett.bsky.social · Apr 19

Mesmerising.

Will Nett @willnett.bsky.social · Apr 18

The Swearoe Isles

Will Nett @willnett.bsky.social · Apr 18

Dresser is a somewhat undersung genius; he worked at Linthorpe Art Pottery for a few years and the nearby Dorman Museum now houses a fair bit of of his work.

Will Nett @willnett.bsky.social · Apr 14

Many Happy Returns from someone with limited Photoshop skills.

Will Nett @willnett.bsky.social · Apr 10

Top 3?

Will Nett @willnett.bsky.social · Apr 8

'You'll have to speak up; I'm wearing a towel' when you can't hear someone on the phone.

Will Nett @willnett.bsky.social · Apr 5

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