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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️

@woodyphi.bsky.social

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Est. 7/23/2023 User #366,132 💙🌊I block all MAGA. F orange bag o’shit Atheist. Keep it to yourself No DM unless permission No Porn/bear shit! US expat living in Mexico I ❤️ RUSH, IPAs, margaritas,🐈🐈‍⬛ 🐈, ND☘️, al pastor tacos, funny people & walks on my beach

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · Mar 2

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Angry Buni @angrybuni.bsky.social · 2h

There’s literally no woman in this world gives a fuck what Kid Rock has to say about how women look.

Bruh…. 😂😂

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 2m

Sorry to hear. Hope you find relief soon.

Have you, by chance, had a bone density test recently? Osteoporosis has been known to cause issues such as this. Calcium & vitamin D is your friend.❤️‍🩹

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 9m

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 12m

Irrelevancy is a motherfucker, apparently. And the thought of having to get a real job is terrifying. So he’s auditioning & hoping Fox throws him a bone because he doesn’t have a following or coherent thoughts to do a podcast.

If we’re lucky, bag of shit will make him ambassador of Guam.👋

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 24m

That’s your ride suspension adjustment knob. For those times you want to go off-roading.

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 27m

Somebody’s gonna have fun mowing/bagging those leaves.

a woman is making a funny face while standing in front of a man in a suit .

Alt: Comedian from SNL as her skit character known as Debbie Downer, gives her famous tagline expression with the “Whomp, whooooomp” sound effect.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 33m

Def something to be said about living on an acreage where obnoxious neighbors are far enough away.

If it were me, I’d move. Like with toxic people/family, I’ve got no time for that continued shit in my life.

And make sure I sell to gang bangers with motorcycles who have a drug problem.😏

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 43m

Our knight in shining armor. If he takes out the bag of shit, I’ll gladly give him handy conjugal visits. And wear a wig, if he prefers.

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 1h

Everything crazy, everywhere, all the time.

And everyone has to suck on his tiny peen.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 1h

a close up of a man 's face with the words do it now

Alt: a close up of a man 's face with the words do it now

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 1h

When Luigi gets off we make him an offer he can’t refuse.

Notice the bag of shit has a death grip on that tiny podium (that matches his tiny hands)? Hoping Mother Nature takes care of him for us sooner than Luigi dismissal.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 2h

Stop what you’re doing right now & go watch Wizard Of Oz. The original. It’s the best thing you will do all week. Promise. It’s mandatory viewing. Classic movies at its best. It’s one of those movies that if I happen to stumble upon, I must watch it. I continue to notice new details every time.

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DevinCow @devincow.bsky.social · 9h

My sign for Oct 18

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 4h

IKR?! There’s only 1 that is acceptable.

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 8h

This bish like all the others. Steal my seed & onto the next victim.

Grant Noland Jr. bsky.social @grantnoland.bsky.social · 13h

Have Great Weekends Everyone
Thankyou Tony
Bee Happy Everyone

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 8h

Someone made the comment tonight to another unknown patron, “Enjoy your hair while you still have it! (hahaha!)”.

Obviously, they haven’t yet spotted my Jon Bon Jovi mane. But I’m open to taking photos & signing autographs. Just as soon as I’m done with this call with Elton.

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 19h

The award should be taken back. Give it to Greta Thunberg.

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 20h

Fuuuuuuuck.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 20h

Totally uncalled for. Why would she do that? I would’ve been like, “Suck it, muthafucaaaa!”

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 22h

Yes, we all are. We just need to keep our powder dry for a few more years & let karma do what it does best.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 22h

Others should continue story chapters. It’s an epic tale!

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 22h

Hehehe. Mums the word.

Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 22h

If y’all r feeling more & more overwhelmed by the fuckery, it’s not ur imagination. This Administration is still ramping up 2025 disruptions, inundating country so not everything is being called out.

This site is great at tracking & charting the fuckery. You can see from the chart it’s increasing.

Tracking Drumpf’s disruptions.

https://www.trumpactiontracker.info/?

Month by month chart of Drumpf’s fuckery shows it’s increasing every month!

https://www.trumpactiontracker.info/?

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 1d

Mind boggling!! Where are the police, local reps, governor, media, pro bono lawyers in front of microphones?!?!

Really surprised not more gun backlash incidents. If you grab my kids, wife, mom, break into my house, I’m taking your ass out.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦⚡️ @woodyphi.bsky.social · 1d

Won’t be long before first snow hits.😬

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