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the wooorld serpent

@wordsofbliss.bsky.social

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im more powerful than 40 wizards! im casting a big wizard spell!!!! Worlds Flattest Woman - Time Magazine 2025

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the wooorld serpent @wordsofbliss.bsky.social · 17d

i am so in love

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the wooorld serpent @wordsofbliss.bsky.social · 5h

lol

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the wooorld serpent @wordsofbliss.bsky.social · 8h

it's hilarious that the economy can shut you out for one reason or another and just condemn you to death
no real recourse. that's just life!

the wooorld serpent @wordsofbliss.bsky.social · 8h

living situation and life suck-> need money to leave/improve life -> no one is hiring -> either i waste my time doing months more searching OR i just get it the fuck over with

what a funny spot hundreds of people are probably in

medically assisted suicide delayed till 2027 so im poppin pills baby

the wooorld serpent @wordsofbliss.bsky.social · 9h

swapped over to the historic queue for variety and the deck is doing the exact same thing 🎊

the wooorld serpent @wordsofbliss.bsky.social · 10h

"infinite life, draw until i find a wincon" does not translate to arena 😔

the wooorld serpent @wordsofbliss.bsky.social · 10h

i feel so bad
this guy removed two of my wincons so i had to put myself to 40-50 life every turn until i naturally drew a third
it took 20 minutes

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the wooorld serpent @wordsofbliss.bsky.social · 14h

friend shaved her head and removed all pictures of her partner from every social media which could mean nothing

the wooorld serpent @wordsofbliss.bsky.social · 15h

i did a few years of trying to apply to entry level positions and getting myself certified helped significantly with getting interviews
obviously theyre not going anywhere but hey foot in the door right

the wooorld serpent @wordsofbliss.bsky.social · 15h

but like seriously none of my friends have had too much issue picking up min wage shifts to cover rent, your resume may have some significant issues with it

the wooorld serpent @wordsofbliss.bsky.social · 15h

how bad is your resume holy shit
uh. to take a step back and stop screaming on the internet a bit, might be worth going to go get yourself forklift certified or something along those lines, seriously helps on that front. when i was yapping abt my numbers, it was certified labour not entry

the wooorld serpent @wordsofbliss.bsky.social · 15h

bc has nearly a 4% gap on us on the unemployment front
gf applied to 100000 jobs here and a single job in bc and she's in bc now
hiring fliers everywhere
friends havent been struggling too hard to find second jobs tho obv its pricier there so the second job is wayyy more necessary

the wooorld serpent @wordsofbliss.bsky.social · 15h

you would be UNBELIEVABLY wrong and STUPID actually

the wooorld serpent @wordsofbliss.bsky.social · 16h

easily passed 700 applications at this point
ive done over 40 interviews
like half of them were two or three rounds
nothing
i have run out of jobs on the canada job bank, glassdoor, randstad, alis, every retailer i could think of
it is fucked how i'm just going to have to kill myself at this point 😔

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the wooorld serpent @wordsofbliss.bsky.social · 17h

get an artists glove oomf

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the wooorld serpent @wordsofbliss.bsky.social · 23h

DJ beam attack wants everyone in the pit to stand in a row

the wooorld serpent @wordsofbliss.bsky.social · 1d

im kinda caked

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the wooorld serpent @wordsofbliss.bsky.social · 1d

hype
people keep engaging with the fomo model, might as well have people burn their hands on it
no such thing as voting with your wallet until people actually want to stop giving them money

the wooorld serpent @wordsofbliss.bsky.social · 1d

god bless

the wooorld serpent @wordsofbliss.bsky.social · 1d

frognod

the wooorld serpent @wordsofbliss.bsky.social · 1d

you miss the opportunity to do it solo and all of a sudden you're longing, wishing you could turn back the clock

but you can't. the only thing you can do now is stack donuts on your girlfriends penis

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · Sep 4

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the wooorld serpent @wordsofbliss.bsky.social · 1d

if you 🫵 were in the secret lair line and didn't get what you wanted

go do a proxy order at this wonderful website -> mpcfill.com

its cheap and it almost certainly has the art you're looking for :D

your money isn't going to the artists anyways, stop filling hasbro pockets

the wooorld serpent @wordsofbliss.bsky.social · 1d

im charging up my beam

aster @fencepostmagpie.bsky.social · Sep 9

your partner seems powerful. maybe like as powerful as half a dozen wizards. im impressed. oh mine? dont worry about it

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the wooorld serpent @wordsofbliss.bsky.social · 2d

that horseman wouldnt be headless if he hung out with me. wink wink