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💚WritingWillona💚🌹 @writingwillona.bsky.social · 5h

SpicyEmmet

More like whinywombat 👅

💚WritingWillona💚🌹 @writingwillona.bsky.social · 5h

I'd say absolutely

💚WritingWillona💚🌹 @writingwillona.bsky.social · 5h

Played that XK20?

Or... was it KX20?

2KX0?

20KX?

02XK?

Whatever. It was fun.

💚WritingWillona💚🌹 @writingwillona.bsky.social · 9h

What if we're all just protons believing we're neutrons?

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💚WritingWillona💚🌹 @writingwillona.bsky.social · Jun 5

Get a guy too horned up about becoming your very good girl and she'll do the honors of making herself wet for you and you alone. Now take what you're owed.

🎨 - @theredgoon.bsky.social

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Vetoknox @vetoknox.bsky.social · 13h

Hey, why is Stitch blasting that poor young surfer? He was just polish- Oh...

Looks like Jumba has been disguise experimenting but needs a reminder of who he is~

🎨 for @cluclydeart.bsky.social #fatfur #fatfurry #furry #TF #TFEveryday #TFTuesday #Transformation #WG #WeightGain #alien #LiloandStitch

First half of a TF/WG Sequence of a surfer transforming into a Jumba (obese purple alien) from Lilo and Stitch instigated by a pear-shaped Stitch (blue canine alien)

Dialogue below:

Stitch: Ah, Chi meetoh! Stitch just gotta ah-qae jihad... (Ah, I've got you now! Stitch just gotta blast him...)

Goobka! Meega Got him in the patookie~ (Let's go! I've got him in the butt!~)

Surfer/Jumba: YEOWCH!

Not cool, little du- H-Huh?!

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Surfer/Jumba: Woah, what is happenin' to me?
It feels so warm an- *Hnnnf...* Is this like a plasma-induced genetic
*Hnnng!* reversion or somethin'?

Wait, how did I know that..?

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Surfer/Jumba: Guh, it's gettin'... easier to think.
My wor- vocabulary is expanding along with my ass' adipose tissue layers, dude.

Gah! Was that paint?! Why does this feel so like- *Nnnf~* e-euphoric?
Feels... Optimal...

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Surfer/Jumba: But something ain't right... I don't surf...
This isn't my accent... And I'm no ignoramus, I'm an-

HRRRRRP!?!

Surfer/Jumba: ...EVIL GENIUS! Ah, perfect result! And Pleakley was worried about permanent brain-washing and alterations, ha!

Second half of a TF/WG Sequence of a surfer transforming into a Jumba (obese purple alien) from Lilo and Stitch instigated by a pear-shaped Stitch (blue canine alien)

Dialogue below:

Surfer/Jumba: When home I must patent my Hypnoambulator, Very effective; no accidental memory leaks or personality reversion. Body back to normal except for...
additional weight...

Ah, a theory: Gene tattoo converts fat to muscle. Whey protein added muscle mass hence added lipid ass -er, mass... It is good thing my Splash-n'-Fash covers even the widest of...
planetary bodies....
_

Surfer/Jumba: Ah, little du- Stitch, my favourite experiment! You're looking...
Ah, I see now why you used Plasma Reverter month early. French Fry can't seem to help himself, ay? And apparently neither can you!

Stitch: Hey! Toga meega la la patookie! Gaba ika problem with being fabba, anyway? Dinko te fabba Ba'aq! Anyway dinko want some? (Ah, kiss my fat butt! What's wrong with being fat, anyway? You are fat, too! Anyway you want some?)

Surfer/Jumba: Wagada?! (Why you?!) Well, that may be true but least I not make things worse by eatin- Ooh, is that a corndog?

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💚WritingWillona💚🌹 @writingwillona.bsky.social · 18h

The stupid fucking vice president is making me late for work

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💚WritingWillona💚🌹 @writingwillona.bsky.social · 19h

I had such a bad dream last night that even my dream self was like

"Hold up, hold the fucking phone. This is a dream. This is a stupid fucking dream. Wake up."

And then I did lmaooo

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Dings @dingensen.net · 1d

My friend has finally found an opportunity for housing! He just needs to have the deposit readt quickly. If you can spare a few € please help him afford it

🐴 Jam 🎃 comms open! ⭐ @wyrdlittleguy.bsky.social · 2d

I GOT THE ROOM!!!! but I still can't afford the deposit! Please help me out it would mean the world!!
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Support Wyrdlittleguy

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💚WritingWillona💚🌹 @writingwillona.bsky.social · 1d

I upgraded to windows 11 to get my trans flag back.

Apparently you have to update bios or some shit??????

💚WritingWillona💚🌹 @writingwillona.bsky.social · 1d

fuck this, I'll cum to the labubus to prove them wrong

💚WritingWillona💚🌹 @writingwillona.bsky.social · 1d

Oh gosh this is one of my favorite scenarios heheheh...

Another fun one is if you show them that their "human body" was just a costume and now it is a LOT smaller than who they "always were" and now it's IMPOSSIBLE to get back in~

💚WritingWillona💚🌹 @writingwillona.bsky.social · 1d

a woman stands at a podium in front of an american flag with a live sign above her

ALT: a woman stands at a podium in front of an american flag with a live sign above her

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💚WritingWillona💚🌹 @writingwillona.bsky.social · 1d

Dw im a girl and girls dont shit!!!

💚WritingWillona💚🌹 @writingwillona.bsky.social · 1d

Him having that mug is legit making me double over laughing.

I can't help but imagine vampire owning a mug that says something like "Everyday Sucks 🩸🩸🩸"

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ezi_zeke @ezizeke.bsky.social · 1d

full moon + night shift = helll 🌕🦊‼️

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🔞🐻‍❄️Cathricorn🐻‍❄️ 🔞 @cathricorn.bsky.social · 2d

Some studies of that handsome bear. Baloo

Yeah... yeah he was the one that done did it :3

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💚WritingWillona💚🌹 @writingwillona.bsky.social · 1d

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