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@wstpitchbot.bsky.social: "MLS' role in American player development in doubt after 4th straight year without an American atop the 22-under-22 list"
joeclowery.bsky.social
justice for finn surman
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Whether it’s Pochettino not talking to players at all or Berhalter FaceTiming every player in the pool, it’s clear the USMNT has a comms problem
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Why Patrick Agyemang's 0.6 goal contributions per match at Derby County prove the EFL Championship is miles ahead of MLS, where Big Pat averaged 0.34 contributions per match.
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A huge statement World Cup win for our 🇺🇸 U-20s vs. a 🇫🇷 squad made up of players mostly developed in Europe’s top 5 leagues.

Meanwhile US Soccer & MLS continue to hamper American youth soccer development. We’ve never looked worse as a nation.

By: 11 Yanks and Tactical Manager
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Nathaniel Brown called into senior German national team. Berhalter to blame?
eintracht.de
🇩🇪 𝙉𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙚𝙡 𝘽𝙧𝙤𝙬𝙣 steht erstmals im DFB-Kader der A-Nationalmannschaft! 💪
Ebenfalls für die kommende Länderspielpause nominiert: Robin Koch und Jonathan Burkardt 🦅

📄 go.eintracht.de/aVVa6w

#SGE
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Reports coming out of US Soccer that Joe Scally and Gio Reyna have been LEFT OFF of the #USMNT roster to be announced tomorrow. Let’s dive into why Poch prefers playoff bound MLS lifers over 2. Bundesliga relegation playoff shoe-ins 🧵 👇
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INVESTIGATIVE REPORT | Is the MLS Quota Infiltrating the USYNT?
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In a serious soccer country, roster announcements don’t feel like guessing games. Fans already know the spine of the team. We don’t wonder if an MLS guy will get a call over a Bundesliga role player. We don’t celebrate ‘depth’ when it’s really just mediocrity. Standards matter.
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Pochettino said the time for experimenting ended in September. Now, I don’t believe in a MLS quota, but if more than 1 MLS player is called in, or if a single European based guy carrying an injury or playing <300 min this season is left off, I’ll believe it.

By: Tactical Manager
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Don’t be fooled — today isn’t about Pochettino. It’s about whether the MLS quota survives. Call it politics, call it patterns, call it what you want. But if the roster tilts domestic, we already know who’s pulling the strings.
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Exclusive: MLS bias looms large over Pochettino’s October camp roster. Everyone knows the narrative: MLS is irrelevant, yet somehow everywhere. Full analysis coming soon — plus our guide on how to watch every MLS player this weekend.
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johnspacemuller.com
Alex Freeman is having the best g+ season of any fullback ever and I haven't seen a single person rank him as the best U22 player this year, further proof that our nation's corrupt media will do anything for Sounders fan clicks
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President Trump says we should move World Cup matches out of ‘unsafe’ cities. Honestly? He's right. If we can’t handle it, don’t host it. American soccer, we eat our own.

By: Alexi Lalas
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Mexico’s Jaguar mascot, Zayu, named captain of FIFA World Cup 2026 by President Gianni Infantino. The White House hasn’t returned our request for comment.
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Many people are saying this
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It may shock the good folks on this app that a number of users on the other site are amplifying & engaging with this as if it’s a real opinion.

Kinda disappointed in y’all that it’s not doing similar numbers here, ngl
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Bombshell: Gio Reyna came through MLS’s NYCFC academy. His money is going to USL. What does that say about his faith in the system?
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Borussia Monchengladbach and #usmnt midfielder Gio Reyna has joined the ownership group of Ft. Lauderdale United FC, which has a women's team in the USL Super League and will have a men's team in USL League One starting next year.

www.espn.com/soccer/story...
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Bombshell: Gio Reyna came through MLS’s NYCFC academy. His money is going to USL. What does that say about his faith in the system?
jeffreycarlisle.bsky.social
Borussia Monchengladbach and #usmnt midfielder Gio Reyna has joined the ownership group of Ft. Lauderdale United FC, which has a women's team in the USL Super League and will have a men's team in USL League One starting next year.

www.espn.com/soccer/story...
USMNT's Reyna invests in USL Ft. Lauderdale Utd
United States men's national team and Borussia Mönchengladbach midfielder Giovanni Reyna has joined the ownership group of Ft. Lauderdale United FC.
www.espn.com
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DC United hiring someone who acts like he knows soccer is peak MLS. And I should know — I’ve acted that part for years.

By: 11 Yanks
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“The smartest guy in football we’ve been around and the hardest working.”

@tombogert.bsky.social crashes out over DC United’s CSO hire and the club’s owner’s words about the man who has never worked in football 🤯